craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social
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Love On the Run
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Grok starts quoting Lee Atwater over and over
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Grok kick your balls into outer space!
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I once went rafting down a tame river in Illinois and we tipped over in a small rapid. I’ve never felt more powerless and small than in that moment. It was pushing me and I was nothing more than a branch, floating on the top.
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Where are their faith leaders to guide them to a better way?
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Thank you
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EU, Brute
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Actually, it is improbable that a circus would call
-Icemachine
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Now hold on Jigsaw, you made the rules here and it’s not my fault this is taking so long…
Jigsaw: *grumbles*
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And I will send a fully formed battalion to remind you of my love
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I gave you all I had, RDR2
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Some may die, some may finally complete games they bought four years ago and never played
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Approximately 80% of the Internet was dedicated to hating Jar Jar Binks in the year 2000
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Plot for new SAW movie:
Run out of movie to watch- you die
Run out of unplayed games on Steam to play- you die
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My name is Cherry. Hard Cherry.
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He looks like a student who turned in a bad report who is desperately trying to not make eye contact with their teacher to avoid a reprimand
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Trump assumes Juneteenth is just a fancy way of saying June Tenth and so has overlooked it
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But maybe he just needed a diaper change or maybe a bump or two
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His team made a mistake by only sharing clips of North Korean parades; they cut out all the waiting and slow bits!
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Ha! It sounds more like grandmas old sewing machine
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“Damnit! I told you to give him a bump of coke *before* the parade not after!”
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Maybe in the future “Duncan Did It!” will be right up there with ‘Simpson’s Did It’
March 2, 2178
Here is a list of TEN times this podcaster predicted the future!
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And remember how the ep on the New Protocols came out just before Elon Musk started in on his version of it? Wild stuff
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Think about how long he will have to wait for his catheter bags to be changed. That’s tough
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I loved those types of memes. X-shreds as well
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Kind of? But those squeaks sound more… aggressive? These sound antique and weak…
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Fox Man: one second Miranda, we need to Celebrate some of the great promoters such as Monster Energy Drink: our bark makes the army’s bite harder-Monster Energy!
Now Miranda, you were talking about positive patriotism and how it is radically anti-woke and TRULY American
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Would t it be on point if Trump is sad there wasn’t more bangs and booms or pretend fighting. He probably hoping for some of the marchers to stop and do martial arts. Break boards and cinder blocks type stuff
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I remember that show! I really liked it and was said it only went one season :(
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We won’t know unless we try
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Capitalism: do as we say or else