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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

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On June 11, Pompeii’s historical reconstruction of the “perfume garden” 🪴 at the House of Hercules / perfumer reopened. “800 antique roses 🌹, 1,200 violets, 1,000 ruscus plants, as well as cherries, vines & cotton apples.” So let’s chat historical perfumes & gardens. www.facebook.com/share/1G9pgy...

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I am just starting to get into those Yakuza games and have discovered there’s roughly 12,000 of them set over the course of many hundreds of years

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Smoking on that shit that made the poopsmith apply for his job

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 8 days ago • 392 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 9 days ago • 125 comments

how to use civility to stop the borg

submitted 98 days ago • 31 comments

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

submitted 13 days ago • 174 comments

Pulled out of a McDonalds drive thru just now with a steaming bag of junk food in my lap and saw a bird ever so briefly flying parallel to my car with a worm in its mouth and actually said out loud “That’s right, buddy. It’s lunchtime.”

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

I recreated Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" using uDraw for the Nintendo Wii (and also turned all the people into Miis)

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

bringing this over

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

unions: they get the job done

submitted 22 days ago • 115 comments

Sorting all neopets into [Digimon] or [Pokemon]

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune

submitted 22 days ago • 23 comments

“im dissatisfied with my nodes!” have you tried uniting them under a grand system? housed them in a universal index? no? seems like you don’t really care about nodes

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Peony and crayfish

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

how it feels to clean up and put everything away immediately after cooking and eating a meal

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

submitted 25 days ago • 127 comments

The “traditional” way to get into Gundam is to watch a handful of random episodes of Gundam Wing and G Gundam on TV in no particular order. Those were the first ones they brought over here because they were so good.

submitted 25 days ago • 24 comments

There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

look I don't wanna use the phrase 'leaving money on the table' but not making a sitcom set in the 15+ years of Pevensie rule of Narnia where a bunch of under-parented siblings are expected to run a kingdom with no other humans in it is leaving money on the table.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

submitted 29 days ago • 136 comments

i have no idea who originally made this but i feel it in my bones

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There was a story this week about how a bunch of Dem donors are trying to bankroll lefty alt-media in the Joe Rogan mold. This is a bad idea, but I had some other ideas on how to spend that money and re-seed liberal male culture.

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.

submitted 29 days ago • 36 comments

why is this phrased so romantically

submitted 29 days ago • 16 comments

I love you, but I become a different person when I pilot the Pscyo Gundam. A better, cooler, more interesting person

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

submitted 31 days ago • 1070 comments

the endgame of this situation is that you somehow order a sandwich online, the kind of fantastical technological event that humanity could never hope to achieve

submitted 31 days ago • 14 comments

Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history

submitted 31 days ago • 37 comments

there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see

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Apparently a lot of farmers didn't bother to plant this year because of the tariffs, which in part caused the dust storm. Trump cause dust bowl

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

Actual screenshot from Mega Man II for the Game Boy. Mega Man is amused.

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Microsoft Teams this morning

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Just started watching a YouTube video about chefs making grilled cheese sandwiches and the first words were “what makes a great grilled cheese sandwich? The bread, the cheese” and I nodded quietly, because that is so true

submitted 35 days ago • 149 comments

I always assumed this was the case

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

there should be more foods you can scrumble

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

two absolute rules: 1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out 2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments