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32 - Villa ST holder - likes games but sucks at them - likes movies and TV and animation but never actually watches them - from Yorkshire
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Ian Maatsen has been amazing today.

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A Kamara goal!!! Buy a lottery ticket!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't make it to Villa Park tonight because the bell ends moved the match, absolutely gutted.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hilariously, after he retired Scott Sinclair joined my coaching staff. Now, in the 7th tier, Brendan Rodgers' Burnley team comes to me and pays me £100k to buy him out of his 1 year contract and join their U21s coaching staff. Over ten times my largest ever player sale, and it's for a coach.

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Thoughts with John McGinn and his family after the death of his granddad. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

dude this is so funny this ai is all but saying out loud “this isn’t real but they programmed me to say it is so whattaya gonna do”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I've always wanted Omar Khedr to succeed at Villa ever since I found out that that picture of a footballer giving his water to a cat, was him in a U18 game in Egypt. He always turns into a really good player on FM.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that it's not an overly unrealistic proposition that Villa and Forest end up in the UCL and Man City end up in the Conference League is giving me life.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My cat had cancer in her foot, the vet thinks that we caught it early so she only had two toes removed and not her whole leg. She's doing well, just a nervous wait for test results to see if they got all of it.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Me making up a fake scenario where some rich guy is too busy to be driven somewhere so he has to go by helicopter flying low over my street and waking everyone up, before I finally look at Flight Radar and it's an air ambulance so now I'm the arsehole.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Got to make sure that the ball doesn't know it's about to be kicked.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The tears on TNT sports right now lmao

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submitted 10 days ago • 62 comments

"Hopefully in the future we can remind them of this clear prejudice against Villa fans and [The Premier League] will be consistent and equally supportive of us" Not holding my breath.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Would be equally hilarious & damning if Spurs lose to Bodo/Glimt. #AVFC had 5 games in 13 days (the PL decided to throw in Liverpool for good measure) and even last year, in the Conference League, other teams had favours from their domestic league (Lille), yet Villa had nothing.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Absolutely disgraceful from the Premier League grovelling at the feet of Spurs when denying the exact same request from Villa and multiple other teams this season. We should be making more of a fuss about this. Our team is too nice. Other teams would be threatening legal action.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

For £1 + petrol, a decent Bank Holiday.

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