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I don't understand how he can contort his foot into a position that allows him to repeatedly step on that tiny phallus

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Articulate as a thirteen-year-old boy

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Gladiator Maximus Trump states that our warriors can keep the oil

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Time to start exercising our second amendment rights?

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When does the rapture start, I don't want to miss it

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Gaslighting

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I may be a peasant But I'm not a serf

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Did the Saudis receive all those weapon systems we sold them? Sure hope they aren't used against us.

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I trained alongside Iranian soldiers and then assisted in their further training.

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He's a loser baby......

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Fearless leader can't control his own sphincter

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Remember Kent State

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Are ye not entertained, pay no attention to the fact that over a quarter of a million American workers filed for unemployment last week alone. Fiddle away Nero

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He has all the self-awareness of a ventriloquist dummy

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All this Musk-Trump rigamarole can be summed up in two words "Penis Envy"

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Back when I was first courting my ex-wife every time I sat on her front porch at night, I saw a shooting star. I thought it was a sign from above. Years late I realized that God was throwing rocks at me trying to chase me away. Time changes perception.

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Pride month kicked off with the biggest bromance catfight ever

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Marketing has replaced reality

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The purrfect musical team 🐱

submitted 25 days ago • 31 comments

Homeland Security has gone full fascism. This is why also we are seeing them show up with ICE. DHS raided @nadler.house.gov office and arrested one of the aides.

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Our govt used to buy us dinner before fucking us, now it's straight up rape

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