crime.chat
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whales for everybody, free! and no-one will go away unsatisfied!
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are you at least not getting the zaps this time? that sounded kind of hellish like 15 years ago or whatever it was
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is seattle so advanced that they have indie breweries making something other than IPAs? truly living in 3025
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Stratum fka Authenticator Pro will also generate Steam's nasty TOTPs for you, subject to the same secret-exfiltration wrinkles as BitWarden.
Honestly though: I had to do it once, something like 3-4 years ago now, and I have never regretted the 15 minutes or so it took.
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Came back to also recommend the "Gravity Balans" which is unquestionably aimed at people too (bisexual|ADHD) for most rooms, let alone chairs, and just realised that it's actually from the same designer again
if nobody got me i know peter opsvik got me
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I also have one of these in my house, and it's fantastic, but it's actually more like the Spongebob episode where he's the wrong shape for his ghost costume and so he shaves off his sponge until he fits
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They made a task chair that reads your mind and shapeshifts into a la-z-boy when you start feeling sloppy, and i'm pretty sure it's simultaneously good for your back
Presumably if someone had stopped them doing this they'd have invented cigarettes that cure diabetes instead
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those little trigger-spray bidet hoses you tee off the cistern supply are showing up more in some anglophone countries
the emerging de facto English name, that you see printed on boxes sometimes, is the "Bum Gun"
the usagi news tells the truth!
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"wow! it's been a rough few years, but I'm starting to believe better things really might not be possible after all!"
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I don't know how important the headrest is in day-to-day use but it's worth having just to appreciate the linkage that keeps it upright when you lean back. absolute future shit.
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yeah I got a Freedom for free a few years back (besides time spent frankensteining a broken armrest) and unless you live in a climate where you NEED mesh I think it's unbeatable for Normal Sitting. fantastic base shape & not as many adjustment parameters as some, but well chosen ones
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you forget so many things as you age but among them is "how to give a fuck" and that's one of the few justices we get in this life
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yeah they're now very high on my list, in the mean time I should PROBABLY figure out to what extent my problems with the Goku Bag (fig 1) were skill issues. it didn't tick every box but it's a reasonable shape, eye-searing (positive), and costs "I still have it in a cupboard"
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Yeah, when I went to look at Orbit I went "yep, this might have short-circuited the whole game". Still deliberating on the adjuster (could be user error but I had a similar looking one just completely release the strap while I was riding) and how badly I want Awful Colours.
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...and for a long time it was also "doesn't cost £250+" but I accept that inflation is real, the world is changing, and I'm not as permabroke as I was, my cutoff is much higher (but still salty that you used to be able to get all of the above, and custom colours too, for under £100)
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The things about my mostly-dead Kruizer I'm trying to find again are mostly just "real messenger bag" things: shaped to sit diagonally across the back, strap with real fixed shoulder padding (instead of a slider the size of a hot dog bun) & quick length adjustment, wide rather than deep...
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very slightly less interested in the Free Stuff Gremlin impulse than the suggestion that you have at some point gone through the Finding The Right Bag gauntlet and might also write an article about it
signed, Guy Still Mad Eastpak Discontinued The Kruizer
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do you have a trusted male friend of similar age living nearby? this is a fantastic opportunity to contribute to your son's emotional development in an incredibly beneficial way
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i dearly wish that they COULD just have mars. please go already. a sterile rock where the sun is a cold marble that spews hard radiation and you yearn for the balmy shirtsleeves environment of mcmurdo base. it's so much better than they deserve and they are fucking welcome to it
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darth vader putting in for 3 days leave to sit in pod (for his agonies) and getting put on a PIP
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white boy SHOCKS by repelling onlookers in PERFECT JAPANESE
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I dragged this thread up while trying to remember what this controller was called - have you looked at the 8bitdo Ultimate? I had high hopes for it to replace my increasingly flaxy xbone pad but found it a little too compact.
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smoke well
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oh my god it's really mr karate! and some stone guy as well!
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...but I think I still prefer the ambiguous pixel version.
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I have INCREDIBLY important news, directly from Judy Toyota, about PSII Weapons Shop Individual
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hardly comparable. you must have been using at least 2 private jets and probably 3-4 LEO superconstellations to achieve an experience like that, not to mention the political donations
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The counter...
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"Oliver is standing on it."
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that's a quartet >:-(
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Ray Smuckles bankrolled that one fully expecting it to be a double-digit franchise
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going nun mode
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don't worry their souls are already long in hell
the thing sleeping in their beds isn't inhabited by anything human now