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she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me! music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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these were meant to be separate posts, but two hearts now beat as one

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shoutout to the grocery store checkout guy loudly arguing about sperm count alec baldwin is filling my bathtub with scotch on the rocks

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love, sex, connection??? who needs all that when drowning lessons by my chemical romance exists????

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don’t fathom my being bro

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every single thing everyone else claims will fulfill me just leaves me empty and hollow and bitter except for music, but that’s all about to change once i pilot great wings into the stars

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[about to get banned from a coffee shop] nice matcha, ya drink it with boys???

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if you or a loved one were exposed to christian ska, you may be entitled to compensation

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dash rendar, save me; kit fisto, save me!!!

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almost forgot how great this song is

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had a dream last night that i was in a rental car agency lobby and bret easton ellis was sitting at a piano half-singing half-speaking i can’t smile without you by barry manilow at three confused people while i watched breaking bad playing on mute on a tv on the wall

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this isn’t the beaten path, but go off!!!

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this isn’t the beaten path, but go off!!!

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the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a vuvuzela is a good guy with a vuvuzela

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almost forgot how great this song is

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dash rendar, save me; kit fisto, save me!!!

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if you or a loved one were exposed to christian ska, you may be entitled to compensation

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had a stress dream that i was on a game show where i had to explain the plot of a season of entourage to my mother while patton oswalt frowned at me

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i was nagged into accepting a lifetime achievement award and becoming a beacon of greatness, they annoyed me into it

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sometimes, all you know is pain. the pain of lost loves, the pain of dead friends, the pain of a reflection you can’t recognize — but this week only, feel no pain in your wallet come dinner time, thanks to dominos limited time offer of a large 2-topping pizza for only $6.99!!!

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once again if you’d like one of these, they are $30, shipping included in that price — dm me with your size if interested!!! very low amount left and i don’t plan on taking many to new york for my show. only ships domestically

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NYC people: i said i’d be back and i meant it! i had so much fun last time that i couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate my birthday than by performing on june 25th at hart bar with this killer lineup. you won’t want to miss this. see you so soon, ILY www.tixtree.com/e/crimesidid...

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i’ve thought a lot about it, and it really is so easy — i’d be pretty happy if i just suddenly legally gained a hundred million dollars. and, hell — i’d settle for half!!!

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jeb!

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they’re placing my corrupt heart on the scales!!!

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if your wife sends you a letter asking you to meet her in silent hill that’s not your wife bro that’s a projection of your guilt and unresolved grief and agony

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seeing the two worst manbabies on earth are actually feuding:

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they whooped my ass at fraggle rock

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i’m speeding in a dune buggy in the dark

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a leather jacket, a muppet sidekick named quarf, a set of prescription sunglasses, a cigarette i never smoke, and herbs from a garden that only grows from my ample tears — i’m ready to hang out outside of the dilapidated macy’s tonight

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the first time the phrase “adult coloring book” was used to describe something other than porn was the moment the clock ran out

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saying “love, trust, faith in those around you” on family feud after being asked to name things you shouldn’t believe in anymore and watching steve harvey levitate as the numbers extend the board

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seeing that two friends hung out without me and visualizing my corpse covered in blood on the shore

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seeing other people’s happiness makes me sad. seeing other people’s unhappiness makes me sad. really, seeing people experiencing anything just bums me out. and there’s a place for me in this realm

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i do look forward greatly to having my bad thoughts vacuumed out by advanced alien technologies, sure

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truly little as depressing and annoying as hearing about people’s relationships

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the crag that emanates pure evil is glowing a beautiful red!!!

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they’re studying film strips of footage taken inside my dreams, holding it up to purple light in a backroom at the mall

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democrats considering bold “please don’t vote for us” campaign message in reverse-psychology ploy

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i’m in the desert in the dark encircled by the headlights of 1990s cars as faceless figures whoop and cheer and make me fight another clone, dumping the body into the growing pile in the pit beside us

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i’m so powerful

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the marc maron subreddit is handling things normally

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just saw an all-timer sicko ad using obama-era nostalgia that mentioned shutter shades, planking and the harlem shake and then said “you graduated from all of that — so why not graduate to a new type of bank???” and it’s just an obviously predatory app lol

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if you know any darkwave/goth-centric music blogs or tape labels, especially queer-led, dm me!!!

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i’m sippin white claudia with little bo peep in an alley, come through

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me on my way to defend liking u2 again

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how do y’all genuinely like so many people, it amazes me

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once again if you’d like one of these, they are $30, shipping included in that price — dm me with your size if interested!!! very low amount left and i don’t plan on taking many to new york for my show. only ships domestically

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i can be bought, and easily, too

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