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an important thing to remember in the "is this what they voted for" discourse is that the average voter is so fucking dumb that it would bend your understanding of the human mind

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There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

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Vibes!!!

submitted 14 hours ago • 76 comments

A defining feature of conservatism, in addition to the Wilhoit Maxim, is "my X is the only good X." My abortion is the moral one. The gay man that I know is okay, not like the rest of them. The undocumented waitress at my diner is a community staple, unlike all those other criminals.

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“I didn’t vote for this!” I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

your honor why's it called a gavel and not a banger

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Ok, I’ve got to admit: Tom Cruise freaks me out. His whole thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 74 comments

Marc Maron says in the latest episode of WTF that he's ending the podcast sometime later this year. www.wtfpod.com

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they really took machine learning and gave it a more clickbait name and we've had to deal with annoying assholes for the last three years

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christ. ANOTHER season of stranger things. even the monster doesnt want to do this anymore

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Thunder and Pacers have 1 top-5 pick on their rosters: Chet Holmgren SGA: No. 11 pick Haliburton: No. 12 Jalen Williams: No. 12 Siakam: No. 27 Highest drafted Pacers: Mathurin (6th), Toppin (8th by NYK), Walker (8th) Highest drafted Thunder: Chet (2nd), Cason Wallace (10th), Ousmane Dieng (11th)

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Wideouts, man… always with the boats defector.com/the-stefon-d...

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Say what you will about Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov but he nailed it when he named Flight of the Bumblebee. That shit really does sound like a bumblebee flying

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I really hope the media doesn't feel the need to fact check whether or not Joe Biden was executed 5 years ago and replaced by an android duplicate because if that's the level of thing you're correcting, you've pretty much already lost the information war

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reggie miller has described two consecutive made buckets as a "4-0 run" twice tonight. if he calls something a 2-0 run i will mail him $100

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

I would have chalked this up as a very dad reaction if basically anyone else had done it but Tom Cruise can make anything weird as shit

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[suffering the worst ketamine withdrawals of your life] one punch in the face from a child would knock me into my final chapter

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New details about the extent of the Trump admin’s stonewalling in the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case: After 6 weeks of what was originally supposed to be 2 weeks of expedited discovery, it has provided virtually no meaningful discovery responses. talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...

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The funny thing is, we could literally make the Pope President, and he’d be less of a theocrat than some of jokers currently running things.

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

I mean like he’s probably not going to sell our social security numbers on the dark web for ketamine money.

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Did not watch, looked awful, would never have been aware of it without NBA on TNT

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Me at the Y after hoisting a dozen ill-advised 3s and bricking every single one

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

Mute "Glenn Greenwald" while you still can

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

these knobs are upset that they have to at least pretend to be doing work, which isn't as much fun as being a hateful trolling asshole all day on the internet most of these guys won't last a year

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Dan Bongino cries on Fox News over stress of Jeffrey Epstein coverup.

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Back in 2022, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander explained that he wanted to win — in Oklahoma City. He knew brighter days were ahead for the Thunder 🌩️ H/T @andrewschlecht.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

beep beep

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The secretary of transportation literally goes on tv every day to talk about how pants-pissing terrified he is of public transportation

submitted 6 days ago • 289 comments

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 6 days ago • 730 comments

i've been making myself crazy trying to figure out what this guy's vibes reminded me of and it is a thousand percent 2000s disney channel original series brother/best friend energy

submitted 6 days ago • 60 comments

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

submitted 6 days ago • 279 comments

it's happening right now. if you spend your life waiting for your life to start you're going to wake up one day and realize you spent your life waiting

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I log off late afternoon/early evening most days and get this sorta nice feeling of being able to breathe again. And then I log on each morning and read about the myriad ways my country is being maliciously gutted by the worst people alive. Neither engaging with that or ignoring it is sustainable.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

for sale: blue sky, never worn

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Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other

submitted 7 days ago • 87 comments

By the way stay tuned for after the end credits of MI8 for Tom Cruise awarding himself a Best Picture Oscar

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nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,

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During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

submitted 9 days ago • 789 comments

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

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slate.com/technology/2... my latest for @slate.com

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suckin on chili dogs

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“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets—we shall never surrender… unless the polling data suggests otherwise.”—Winston Churchill

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I can't believe it's almost June. Time flies when you've lost all faith in humanity.

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