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spoken like a diehard White Sox fan

uh oh a Father’s Day comic

omg thank you Fox News 😭

btw you don't have to hear a single critique about protesting from people who won't ever change shit or do a thing to fix shit

Chicago.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Old Testament for people I hate, New Testament for my friends

This photo was sent to me by a friend. Memphis knows who is really the King.

We’ve truly lost our way in this country. An 80-year-old vet who fought for this country just got arrested protesting Trump‘s parade. He deserves respect, not handcuffs.

With the tragic assassination of a Minnesota Democratic leader, I’m going to underline this point again.

Unreal levels of Trump's America here.

This reads like it was written this afternoon, before the actual parade took place

You also get a dog smile today

the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president

The parade is neither a roaring call to patriotism or tyrannical show of might. It's something much worse--boring

Chicago on the eve of No Kings Day: Pride shines bright. A tower is swallowed by fog. The name below begins to fade.

Stephen A Smith is, in many ways, emblematic of the moment. People watched him ironically do Real Housewives-style shouting matches about Tim Tebow and LeBron and that has spiraled into his own self-assurance that he's qualified to moralize about the most serious issues of our time.

i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society

“Oklahoma City Thunder” still looks and sounds like a basketball team in a movie that couldn’t get the rights to use real NBA teams

The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

PETER THIEL CONFRONTED

Los Angeles is my favorite American city, so motherfuck the feds eternally

Pastor on Facebook made a very homophobic post, right? Gay dude commented “Why do we have so many friends in common?” His WIFE commented “He’s trying to save souls” GIRRRRRRLLLLLL LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

The first known detention by the US Marines in their recent Los Angeles deployment is of... a US Army veteran on his way to an office at the Department of Veteran Affairs building. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

SGA is gonna get this family through this Disneyworld parking lot and into the park if it kills him

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

This is one of the best - and most terrifying - images from my bird feeder. 😬

“OMG they’re rioting in L.A.!!” Meanwhile, in the beautiful landscape that is Nuestra Señora de Los Angeles. 💙

These guys are so dumb that they forgot the implicit bargain of the American system, where you don't issue nearly enough visas for the low-wage workers that make your industries viable, while continuing to allow them to run on pseudo-legal labor.

the spirit is willing but the flesh is currently going through it

They’re gonna be bored as fuck

My big story about Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon: nymag.com/intelligence...

I do enjoy the country-specific name changes for No Kings protests this weekend

A British tabloid is reporting more honestly on this shit than the New York Times. He's not gonna fuck you, Sulzberger. At least not in the way you'd like.

This is true and more should follow the examples of Van Hollen and Padilla

OF COURSE WE LANDED ON THE MOON...

Would be cool, though, if one person had to stay on the moon at all times. Some Uatu shit.

World Cafe Live workers walked out Wednesday night, protesting what they said was “an unacceptable level of hostility and mismanagement” from the venue’s new leadership group, headed by the nonprofit’s CEO Joseph Callahan.

June 12, 1996: Seattle's Shawn Kemp with the reverse dunk on Dennis Rodman during Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Kemp finished with 25 PTS (12-17 FG)/11 REB and Gary Payton had 21 PTS/11 AST in the Sonics' 107-86 win. Rodman had 14 REB and Michael Jordan scored 23 PTS for the Bulls.

a "jeet heer" is the Dutch term for when you cry audibly for more toilet paper because you've tried to wipe the unwipeable and depleted the entire roll

[seeing content accurately reflecting current events] i’m worried bluesky is failing