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I’m Ken, I’m crispy and i’m here to get crunchin Will answer all Dune related questions
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The Crashout heard around the world

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I only log onto the internet in the hopes that today is the day he died. After that, i hope to never use the internet again.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Jesse Welles is male Sophie Thatcher

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

“1 click cancellation” is the only good choice i can remember the government making in my lifetime

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Elon, it wasn’t just Tim. We all were excited when your stock tanked. We derive pleasure from it

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

“The sin of empathy” is easily one of the most disgusting bastardizations of any religion to ever be written

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell Elon to cope

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

They’re mad about the protests because they work. They’re mad about the boycotts BECAUSE THEY WORK

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Aw elon, do you not like when another group takes over something from the inside? DO YOU????

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Canada, cut the power asap

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Calling Donald Trump a piece of shit is an insult to shit

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t spell arrogance without Rogan

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I go to the type of gym where everyone looks like they could have played with Vulfpeck

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, anyone really CAN be president or a CEO.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I must assume that all MAGAts are trash in bed. Outside of bed too. All places.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck yeah, Canada

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

How does a man with both a yacht and endless ketamine think to himself, “government is the best use of my time”?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

The depths of my hatred for the president could crush a sun. So much of his soul seems to have never existed. So many of my countrymen are braindead cowards.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve played enough Civilization to know this will lower our global reputation

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Oh i guess he doesnt like his own data being shared without his consent. HOW INTERESTING, MARK

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Have we started calling them the ICE ICE yet?

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

A stranger helping me with my car was the emotional pick me up I needed

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I fear “Just doing my job” will replace “I was just following orders”

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

if you require the force of the state to enforce the gender binary it probably isn't actually inate. i know that everyone knows this already and you can't debate them with facts and logic but this is driving me fuckin nuts

submitted 153 days ago • 5 comments