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Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

@davidmuttering.bsky.social happy birthday. I hope you have lots of jelly and laughing and that.

nippley pudding

I wouldn’t love you if you were a worm. I don’t even love you now

"You're so funny" Thanks, I don't know where I am

How to terrify an American: “Yeh, obvs we drive along single carriage-way two-way roads at 60 miles an hour IT’S A CHALLENGE”

mermaid tears

meditation

Don’t be a daisy when you can be a poppy

swan cliché

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

When you post a pithy complaint on your village facebook page

hahaha bishy car park. The cost has been put up from 80p an hour to £4.50. i’ve always had to wait for a park. Now i’m the only one. @yorkpress.bsky.social

hiding

Today I met a lady who keeps a pair of small, foldable scissors in her handbag so that she can surreptitiously cut up her sourdough at brunch when she's oot

It's a fact that, in movies, the only time fridges look anything like the inside of my actual fridge, it's basically a plot device

Mustn’t forget to unbind the forest gods before midsummer

I'm at that stage in my life where I think "Is he handsome, or just very tall?"

My job is mostly shouting down to my WFH partner "IS IT OK IF I SCREAM FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES???"

¡Esta noche comeremos birria! #micomida

I love The Onion. oh

Spiced honey cake with lemon glaze. Because, as a grownup, sometimes just cake is perfectly all right for tea. #teatime

I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate

I have grudges older than you

The new Japanese ambassador is living his BEST life

What I say into the mirror each morning:

In today’s episode of I’m So Old That: I showed a post to my child where a word was spelt “assass*n” and I said the wrong letters had been greeked out. She explained how social media algorithms work. I remember on Mumsnet that no one could sell carseats because it contained the word arse.

wait till they find out who played women when it first came out

I haven’t seen this, but I bet there’s a huge twist.

Arson aside, I love how this tortoise looks like he’s reacting to someone saying “Fri-yay!” on Teams.

How wonderfully British is this? Become a member of ARNO:

Watching Gran Turismo, based, at least in the beginning, in Cardiff, and no one so far has a Welsh accent

YES PLEASE TEMU SIGN ME UP FOR A FREE TABLET AND HERE IS MY DATA DO AS YOU WILL

Spicy aloo sizzling stuff

Chocolate coconut cookie, waxing gibbous

She might be quite powerful, The Rani, but her German is um #DoctorWho

Just apologised to my teenager about contradicting her on the iphone SE timeline, and got the response “apology not necessary, but neither is it accepted”

My last cat charity print flopped (blaming my pics) SO Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust. If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple... It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x

Crumbs, Chief

Live feed of a naughty ship play.adressa.no/video/301823...

I think we’ve got enough of a crowd* to make this work. Shall we say 8pm, Saturday 24th May. Pizza and wine optional. Bend and snap compulsory. *i.e. me and the cat

ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN bornmiserable.threadless.com