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Multilingual Voiceover and professional Silly Goose • BAFTA Member #voiceover #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceactress #voicetalent alteregovoices.com
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i’ve not lived in america now for 8 years, yet wonder how long it will take me now to not furiously flash my windscreen wipers at miscreants

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Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

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@davidmuttering.bsky.social happy birthday. I hope you have lots of jelly and laughing and that.

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nippley pudding

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I wouldn’t love you if you were a worm. I don’t even love you now

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"You're so funny" Thanks, I don't know where I am

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How to terrify an American: “Yeh, obvs we drive along single carriage-way two-way roads at 60 miles an hour IT’S A CHALLENGE”

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mermaid tears

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meditation

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Don’t be a daisy when you can be a poppy

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swan cliché

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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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When you post a pithy complaint on your village facebook page

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hahaha bishy car park. The cost has been put up from 80p an hour to £4.50. i’ve always had to wait for a park. Now i’m the only one. @yorkpress.bsky.social

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hiding

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Today I met a lady who keeps a pair of small, foldable scissors in her handbag so that she can surreptitiously cut up her sourdough at brunch when she's oot

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It's a fact that, in movies, the only time fridges look anything like the inside of my actual fridge, it's basically a plot device

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Mustn’t forget to unbind the forest gods before midsummer

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I'm at that stage in my life where I think "Is he handsome, or just very tall?"

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My job is mostly shouting down to my WFH partner "IS IT OK IF I SCREAM FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES???"

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

¡Esta noche comeremos birria! #micomida

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I love The Onion. oh

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Spiced honey cake with lemon glaze. Because, as a grownup, sometimes just cake is perfectly all right for tea. #teatime

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I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate

submitted 101 days ago • 12 comments

I have grudges older than you

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The new Japanese ambassador is living his BEST life

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What I say into the mirror each morning:

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In today’s episode of I’m So Old That: I showed a post to my child where a word was spelt “assass*n” and I said the wrong letters had been greeked out. She explained how social media algorithms work. I remember on Mumsnet that no one could sell carseats because it contained the word arse.

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wait till they find out who played women when it first came out

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I haven’t seen this, but I bet there’s a huge twist.

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Arson aside, I love how this tortoise looks like he’s reacting to someone saying “Fri-yay!” on Teams.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

How wonderfully British is this? Become a member of ARNO:

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Watching Gran Turismo, based, at least in the beginning, in Cardiff, and no one so far has a Welsh accent

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YES PLEASE TEMU SIGN ME UP FOR A FREE TABLET AND HERE IS MY DATA DO AS YOU WILL

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Spicy aloo sizzling stuff

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Chocolate coconut cookie, waxing gibbous

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

She might be quite powerful, The Rani, but her German is um #DoctorWho

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Just apologised to my teenager about contradicting her on the iphone SE timeline, and got the response “apology not necessary, but neither is it accepted”

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

My last cat charity print flopped (blaming my pics) SO Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust. If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple... It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Crumbs, Chief

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Live feed of a naughty ship play.adressa.no/video/301823...

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I think we’ve got enough of a crowd* to make this work. Shall we say 8pm, Saturday 24th May. Pizza and wine optional. Bend and snap compulsory. *i.e. me and the cat

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