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Artist & Father / CANADIAN 🍁 Hobbies include making music, designing things & destroying the Oligarchy. Call me woke if you like, I’ll take it as a compliment 👍 TAX THE RICH ffs
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First person to slice bread: this is the best thing since bread

Jordan Peterson on lasagne

“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft

then die

Failed state.

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

2025 update: Trump thinks calling Taylor Swift “not hot” is a power move. Meanwhile, his own AG still won’t release the files of a billionaire pedophile ring he once partied with. Cool, cool.

This is just the start. I’m going to live to be 200.

Dems are out of touch with working people, not like this guy.

The plane being a White Elephant gift is the funniest turn this saga could have taken

“Yes, it’s absurd that a minority of malcontents in the richest province in the most blessed country on Earth could be so marinated in self-pity as to persuade themselves that an adverse election result is sufficient cause to pitch the province and the country into the madness of secession.”🎯

Trump Thanks Qatar for Their Generous Jet Bribe & Accidentally Does a Socialism youtu.be/bUsIAwyLeiE

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

HBO’s Watchmen series sure was prescient.

NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."

Experts: Listen to your body. My Body: Eat more pizza. Think of things that scare you at 2am. Try on something too small to feel bad about yourself.

you will never look back on art you've made as time wasted

“Alberta has no apparent right to secede. A supposedly “independent” Alberta would be an unlawful occupation of land that was only shared with the Crown, not the people who came to settle the province.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

People like Sir David Attenborough have taught and inspired so many and I wish that, on every day that ends with a y, we’d give them more airtime while giving those who drag us down far less airtime.

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

Canada named most positive leader on world stage #Canada #cdnpoli cultmtl.com/2025/03/cana...

There should be a universal sign for when you exit a public bathroom that says, "It was like this before I got here"

Operation Gideon Chariot: the destruction of Gaza. The Nazis destroyed the Warsaw Ghetto on their own. The Israeli genocide is perpetrated with the help of USA, Germany, the UK, France, Canada. There is no international law if this terror state is allowed to continue its murder of a people.

This is a reminder to myself: try and post (mostly) things that spread joy or hope or wonder, or things that are useful. I know about the bad stuff, believe me. But *on here* this is what I'm going to try to highlight, for my own sake.

All Kimmy Yaga sees

Just some phenomenal protest art in Union Market, DC.

Pierre Poilievre is living in a 19 room mansion with a $215,090 annual budget for his chef and groundskeepers. It is paid by the taxpayer for “Leader of the Opposition IN the House of Commons”. Pierre is freeloading on the taxpayer's dime. #stornowaysquatter #packtheshack

"We have collectively engineered a modern social environment that, by design, replaces deep and meaningful connections with shallow ties that invite superficial, isolating digital comparisons... and you can’t just post your way out of that malaise." @brianklaas.bsky.social

A Horrible Truth That Shouldn’t Be….

If anyone wants to understand more about the third act twist? Here you go: ❤️🌈✨ youtu.be/pEo6eN9ZVnM?...

Seriously, this is an excellent idea. What if we could launch a referendum on eliminating coal mining to coincide with the referendum on separation she wants so badly? I think I know which one would pass.

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Jamaican pastor Kevin Smith’s career was built on fraud and violence, culminating in the deaths of three parishioners. @rachelbrowne.ca explores how the cult pastor’s embrace of pandemic conspiracies ended in human sacrifice: thewalrus.ca/is-your-blood-cl...

The genius of the contemporary disruptive right has been finding low-information voters, and feeding them tailored doses of even lower information.

Every news clip lately feels like part of the opening montage of a robot apocalypse movie.

A government under seven (7) different investigations for corruption just introduced a bill that would bring more corporate money into politics. This is not normal. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

It’s embarrassing the way other countries deal with wealth inequality and we just double down on gaslighting that there is no problem