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The first thing to know about me is I am not you. Jack of all trades, master of none. Trying to learn something every day.
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This is actually perfect. The emptiness makes it look as ridiculous and wasteful as it is.

A war zone? Under siege? LA would be burning right now? Out of control? TFG is making up all this BS because it’s a blue city in a blue state and to distract from his horrible policies, inflation, Epstein files, and he’s probably trying to push his “Big B. Bill” through The Senate. Read this 👇👇

California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posts a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A. via @swholocron.bsky.social

No protesters 😂 Might as well flush your tax money today.

DALLAS… 😆 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DKvtTtW...

Everyone should look on the bright side: We have no idea if Trump will send Seal Team Six after Gov. Newsom. But at least we know that, if Trump did it, he’d be immune from criminal prosecution for doing it.

If you want to understand why LA residents feel under attack, undercover DHS agents lying about their identity and authorizations to try to kidnap LA children seems a good start. People just do not understand the attacks LA is under by Trumpists right now.

Dear Marines on standby, I found the bad guys for you. Mostly wearing jeans or carhart pants w/ gun holsters, gaiters, and hats. They are extremely violent. Thank you for your service. #AbolishICE

and wrote about Democrats like Schiff and Bass calling on protestors to be "nonviolent." It's misleading. It's poor strategy. it helps fascists. Ds need to stop doing this shit. The violence is being caused by ICE. say so. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/demanding-...

Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

I loathe Musk as much as anyone else but for a sitting president to openly threaten a private citizen over what political donations he or she chooses to make is a reminder of how authoritarian this country is becoming by the day - by the hour even!

The Trump administration's spending cuts and restrictions on foreign students are triggering a brain drain — and American scientists are panicking. U.S. researchers' fears are coming true. America's science pipeline is drying up, and countries like China are seizing the opportunity to surge ahead.

In an act of integrity and resistance, a supervisor in the Nashville federal prosecutor’s office resigned over how the Abrego Garcia case was being handled. The charges are bogus, pure political theater meant to justify a wrongful abduction.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Ah, the golden age.

Tomorrow we will get from CBO: -the full final cost of the House-passed reconciliation bill (10am) -the budget & economic impact of tariffs (11am) -the total number of people kicked off their health insurance under the GOP bill (tbd) I have a press call 10:15-11 but will go through before & after

headline construction masterclass

MEMPHIS VS. MUSK UPDATE: @ShelbyTNHealth Director is bailing for Baltimore. Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social says there’s still time for her to do the right thing and deny Musk’s XAI permits to keep poisoning the air: [email protected] Full: www.actionnews5.com/2025/05/30/s...

Going out the way he came in (high off his ass)

If Barrack Obama had given a crackhead with multiple baby mamas access to the IRS secure records he would have been impeached and removed by midnight.

WATCH - @jessicatarlov.bsky.social on Fox: “If that was a Democratic dogemaster who showed up with a shiner and there was a report he did so much Ketamine he couldn’t pee straight… you would be leading your show with it.”

This is who put USAID “in a wood chipper,” slashed jobs across the govt to leave our health services, our national parks, our education system, Social Security & Medicaid in shambles. Oh, and he and his minions have all your private data. Well done, Speaker Johnson. Folks it’s all about 2026.

I literally voted Uncommitted in the primary and do not give a fuck about this concern-mongering this is so far down the list of priorities

While normally a fan of fiction, even outlandish fiction like this, I find this particular fiction author, while certainly prolific, rather dull as he lacks both imagination and craft, leading him to publish relentless repetition.

Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.

Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

A drug addict usurped congressional power, and unilaterally gutted US soft power. Members of the administration knew about, and were disturbed by, his drug use (WSJ). Isn’t this a cover-up?

Whoever made this deserves a medal.

This

Phang: If you see claims that those convictions have been overturned on appeal — it’s bullshit. They have not been overturned on appeal. I have no idea—strike that—I have every idea where that comes from. It comes from stupid, far-right people who don’t know how to read and don’t know the law.

Elon Musk is leaving his government position after weeks of declining influence and increasing friction with both President Trump and shareholders of his own private companies. He created disruption and fear before giving up on revamping government. But his companies will now face less oversight.

RFK & Dr. Oz want to relocate ostriches w/bird flu to Florida. They say it's an opportunity to study infected birds in a natural environment. Biosecurity, anyone? I remember when that was their stated reason for closing the top BSL4 lab studying dangerous pathogens. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/w...