cwlawrence.bsky.social
Your one-stop shop for all things C.W. Lawrence.
Call me “son,” because I’m about to really disappoint you
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Wait, I see. You’re one of those people who post memes but couldn’t tell you how to actually build a guillotine or use a CEO-killing gun. Carry on with your adorable reactionist revolutionary cosplay
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What’s the matter? You too good for really stupid violent ripoffs of much better violent movies?
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Lol the hell you got against Stephen King
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So does he have fancy pirate hook hands, or is it like those plastic hook hands kids play with when they pretend to be pirates?
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Terminally online performative leftists somehow don’t know someone found a better way to do straw men years ago
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The fascists built a gallows on Capitol Hill. Y’all ain’t even made so much as an ironic “lol let’s build a guillotine” TikTok.
Y’all just lazy assholes, so at least you’re historically consistent.
Don’t worry, we’ll do the work for you again 😘
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The fact that FOX News isn’t spending all day showing footage of feral weirdos throwing pictures of Luigi and guillotines at people and getting mad at all the other protestors is *really* telling on how many of THOSE leftists actually showed up 🙃
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So real talk, a day later:
How fucking stupid do you feel seeing more libs than you could possibly imagine on the streets and, like, ZERO feral weirdos throwing pics of Luigi at people and getting mad at them for not doing anything?
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Wait until you find the “you wanna see a dead body” questline
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Nothing is keeping them from making the little airplane noises in their hearts, though
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I understand you’ve never taken any risks in your life, but disobeying a direct order (even if that order is “march in a parade”) can get you thrown in military prison. It’s part of the whole “discipline and integrity” thing the left completely lacks
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I swear they break away for five minutes to talk about the other very-related things going on and you dipshits are all THE MEDIA ISN’T TALKING ABOUT THE LITERAL ONLY THING THEY’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL DAY
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Friend, I truly and thoroughly don’t give a shit 😂 My phone’s been off because I’ve been out doing useful stuff and you’ve been whining all damn afternoon. Go be useful
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My favorite part about this convo is that you have spent all day at it instead of doing something useful like getting out on the street 😘
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Evergreen
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Think back to your time in.
You’re ordered to march in a parade for the President.
Or
You’re ordered to march in an Army birthday parade.
And you, specifically, are on camera marching like *that.*
He’s lost his own military.
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Fellow veteran here. Yeah those guys are giving as much of a middle finger as they are able. We ain’t out of the woods yet, but “the military also fucking hates this guy” is an overall good sign 😂
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I think you could easily get rid of everything past “read”
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You know, I’m pretty well-read, and yet it never ceases to amazesme how these types have *always* already read the article or the book or heard the lecture! They must be such voracious readers!
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Don’t worry about the follow-up
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So you already knew the answer, and now you’re acting like anybody is actually going “we win after that.”
This feels like a definite, serious convo 🙃
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Whole lotta E-4s shamming out of real work and a whole lotta E-5s and E-6s being punished by being over the motor pool
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It’s a hell of a piece of leverage: you comply with US or your bank accounts are gonna start winnowing real fast
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That’s the number that, were there a general strike, would be be bad for capitalists. If the protests hit that number, then the amount of people likely to participate in the strike would be *much* higher.
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Got ya
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It’s called self-awareness. Not everyone’s parents can buy them a giant stack of degrees
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Imagine looking back at your kid self and telling them you were an asshole to Brak
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Everybody loves you. Nobody knows who they are, and this drive them nuts
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Right? I’m sick of kids who won’t even protest trying to dictate what’s right. America can, in fact, be a symbol of hope
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I certainly hope it doesn’t get this bad, but are you going to be putting out strongly worded letters when they line you up for execution?
Y’all really need to do something
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Folks love me irl. Over here, I just love telling y’all that you’re in for a very bad time because you don’t know how to fight.
Enjoy learning 😘
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BlueSky is about to learn that 96% of the community here still don’t get that this isn’t a fun bit of diversion they get to see on a screen from a distance
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Most Marines I know would find this really funny
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The fascists literally built a gallows at the Capitol. Y’all ain’t even made so much as an ironic “lol we built a guillotine” TikTok.
Che Guevara was nicknamed “pig” because he literally stank like shit, and he *still* got people to fight.
Y’all just pathetic losers cosplaying as revolutionaries 😘
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It is rather grim how much of this community can’t seem to understand “I’d react the same way, too” and “more nukes in the world is just bad for everybody, regardless of reason” can both happily(?) co-exist in one brain.
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It’s the Democrats’ fault she can only say stupid shit on the internet
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Why indeed? They blocked me immediately
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I saw someone claiming to be Navy saying the Marines weren’t Marines because they’re obviously not wearing Marine uniforms and I’m like “how the fuck are you in the Navy and you don’t know what the current uniforms look like?”
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I guess I gotta ask: is he a regular in the tabloids with rehab or drama or such? Because if he is, then that’s why he’s always been in our peripheral but never catching on over here. We do love trashy drama… to the world’s detriment, it would seem 🙃
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Lots of tabloid stories about him, and you’d go “…that one guy with the one song who’s popular in Europe?”
Dennis Miller actually had a rare funny joke abt a story of Williams dealing with the struggle of celebrity: “Robbie, if it makes you feel better, I have no idea who the fuck you are.
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It is, in fact, the *only* song of his most Americans are familiar with. It just didn’t take here. Which, fine. Sum41 had the one hit here and then toured for *years* in Japan. It happens. What was weird though, was our media was just *insistent* on trying to make him popular here.
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You gotta understand, American media just keeps talking about him like he’s always been kind of a big deal here when it’s just never been the case. “Millennium” dropped over here, nobody really noticed, but for some reason our media went “well he’s big in Europe, so maybe it’ll catch on.” Never did.
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Che Guevara’s nickname was “pig” because he smelled like shit, and he *still* managed to get people to fight for him.
Why do y’all suck so much shit in getting people to listen to you?
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So are y’all gonna actually do something? The fascists built a gallows in front of the White House. Meanwhile I ain’t seen so much as an ironic “lol let’s build a guillotine” TikTok from you lazy assholes, and y’all are too antisocial to show up at the actual protests and be seen with wine moms
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Could you imagine if Jews ever had to wander around in the desert for decades, trying to run from their enemies while finding a home?
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