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I said healthcare is a human right and now Elon Musk is posting about “suicidal empathy” at 3 am:

I hope they never stop tweeting. My god.

The emergence of Saul protecting the wounded ego of Captain Tawnyshanks:

Before I leave a room, I like to loudly state: "I hope you enjoyed the show. But next time I won't be so lenient." Just in case there's a ninja or FBI listening device or something hiding nearby. Can't be too careful! 😂

The only acceptable use of AI art generation. 😂

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent* my son: you could call it “plague dogters” me: I have given birth to a genius

#booksky

But this would require recipients working full time for an employer who actually offers healthcare benefits. So the plan will kick millions off of ALL healthcare.

Join Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers in a new brawling adventure across space, time & Toronto! 🌀🛹 🎮 7 playable characters 👾 4-player co-op 📝 Story by @bryanleeomalley ❌ No vegan powers (sorry, Todd) Scott Pilgrim EX hits PC & consoles in 2026! 🎉#ScottPilgrimEX

New villain origin story

Among us…?

Friday at last…

rage is a quiet thing

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

>Jira—a tool for tracking work items and bugs—gets a UI update >Adds an obnoxious, flashing “AI” button to almost every page God I’m so sick of AI.

We need details on this.

Still work in progress but we're adding ultimate attacks to the game! We want more opportunities for the player to feel cool haha. I feel the shot itself is still lacking flare/impact so open to any thoughts on that! #gamedev #indiedev #bullethell #unity3D #vfx #animation

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

Bunny Traveller

How in the HELL are y'all affording Switch 2's?!? 😭

LMAOOOO OH MY GOD

Everyone on Twitter right now.

You know what really sucks? Reading a really good manga and getting to volume 2 of it only to realize that the creator just stopped and they're not going to make any more. 😭 WHY?!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEEEE~~~?!? 😭

it never ends

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Wife and I spent about 5 minutes laughing at Wario's bbl

Shrine of the old gods #pixelart

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Sneak peek at some sample canvas prints that just came in! They're so lovely 🥰 #art #prints #artshop #supportartists

The US Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, seemingly does not know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre or Ruby Bridges: “I will look into it and get back to you.”