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jojo/libra | 29 | ΘΔ&∞ | 🧡 @hemipepsis.bsky.social | polyamorous gay-ace boything | central florida bogbeast | sometimes furry artist | i say words recreationally | donate to my transition fund here: https://gofund.me/ce57e95a
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living in florida at the beginning of rainy season is so wild bc the heavens will open up with a DELUGE of rain and you think you'll get washed away. it will stop bc it's too hot to keep raining. the rain will evaporate bc it's so hot. then it will piss down another torrential downpour for an hour

i made pizza bagel with pineapple for dinner and thinking of that tumblr post that's like "girl from ohio destroys thousands of years of chinese culture by cutting hot dogs into her mapo tofu"

what if horseshoe theory but for gender politics?

i did a mtg pre release event with my husband and i came dead last but i had fun!! there was an 8 year old with his parents and everyone was so nice to mom and son who were still learning. my husband came second and got a prize and cards he was after and i'm really glad

im at an event in public and i open bsky and immediately see suggestive art. screambs

if we as palestinians have not given up then you're not allowed to give up

coworker: i hate (another coworker) he is so condescending me, after four minutes of conversation with the guy: oh this is giga cis male autism

i forgot to cover up my lisp for a few seconds and made my fiance cry laugh bc i caught him off guard with "theathonth"

vendor: why hasnt your company paid for this deliver :((( me: do you have proof of delivery vendor: ya :) me: this was sent to somewhere else bc the person who signed for it doesnt work here vendor: ok but. you still need to pay for it. me: for the product your driver misdelivered a mo th ago??

my store is selling variegated monstera and they are really cute but not $60 cute (i kazuma kiryu punch my desk and storm out)

i fell asleep at 6pm and woke up to my 10:30 'take your sleep meds' alarm lmao

whyyy does paypal sometimes send me emails using my deadname when i have had it changed for over a yearrrrr legally and on the siiiite

happy #pride, consider helping a disabled trans dude. last month i had to spend the money donated to me on pepper spray and a knife bc a trump supporting gun-nut at my job had a targeted sexual harassment campaign against me where he spread my deadname and talked about my genitals to coworkers

i am considering a medical leave of absence from work and asking my gp to just say "yeah he's just clinically insane and needs a bit to de-insane"

Painting guides I made for my team when I was a BG Lead at Titmouse for a short.

dude the jon joss shit is fucking me up

me: i will give up a body repetitive behavior bc there are only benefits :) i can have long fingernails and i will not bite them me, 4 weeks later: (RETCHING AMD GAGGING BC MY FINGERNAIL RUBBED AGAINST CARDBOARD)

the regional red bull shortage is making so much work for me. god.