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I’m going through an identity crisis trying to write this bio, so maybe that’s all you need to know to understand me.
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

If I get put on some list for engaging in anti-Christian behavior because I liked that one TikTok of skateboard Jesus skating out of the tomb onto a half pipe and then hitting a Christ air, I’m going to be so pissed.

First they came for the green m&m stripper boots and I said nothing

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

Chuck Schumer right now:

Sometimes I’m shocked by my own thrifting finds. How do I do it?? The world may never know…

Went to a traditional white girl yoga class today 😌 Was so happy to participate in their cultural practice of listening to Lana Del Rey while taking off ankle weights and booty bands before the cool down ☺️ Namaste!! 🙏 🧘‍♀️🕉️

I’m glad that you are excited to announce your new corporate position, but I’m not excited to hear about it. Your job sounds made up and boring as fuck.

When did online leftist communities become less eat-the-rich and more own-the-libs? I find this shift confusing 🤨

My heart breaks when I think of those who not only voted against their own best interests, but also voted against their own children’s best interests.

I remember reading a story in December about Elon’s views on government workers and that they should not be trusted because they are neither elected or vetted by the senate. How very interesting 🧐

so i don’t know if susan collins knows this but she belongs to a body that has the constitutionally designated power to tell HHS to stop making these cuts because they do not have the authority to unilaterally refuse to spend congressional appropriations.

Elmo is the Diana Ross of Sesame Street. You can’t convince me otherwise 🤷🏻‍♀️

Blaming the plane crash on DEI? Very clever. If only they thought to blame the California wildfires on Title 9 🤔

Winter sure is popular :3 We have so many other kittens right now & stories going on but I just haven’t gotten any good photos lately to make posts about them. The Sweet Treats, JJ, BumbleTus, Pikachu & Eevee, Turnip, Ash & Willow are all still looking for their people, & we have new faces to meet.

While being sick in bed is certainly not fun, I will admit that eating a dole whip while under a heated blanket feels pretty luxurious 😏

It sucks when someone really annoying has also been dealt a really unfair hand by the world so you feel like a terrible person for thinking they’re annoying. like you do not deserve to have such a hard life, you deserve to be mildly disliked

For every doomer saying "the left can't be mobilized" I spent the last year in protests for Palestine. A country most people protesting for had never been to and for a people they'd never met. Millions of people globally marched. Humanity is ready and willing to fight fascism every time it appears

I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...

A message to fathers: please remember to hug your children, or else the nation will face grave consequences decades later 🫡

Imagine being such a loser that you d rather sellout an entire democracy than, you know, go to therapy or face accountability or something.