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d-wreck.bsky.social
twenty bucks if you can guess my name 21 | nyc
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Getting violent over a sudoku puzzle >>>>

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Truly insane but I get it

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Finally finished season 1 and I’m GAGGED. My one critique is that it took too long to gag me.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Every time oomf posts I think they’re shading me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Need to drain a paypig so I can go shopping

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So grateful for all my unemployed oomfies. You be the funniest ones on here for real 🤗

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The most American thing about me is that I assume everyone I interact with online is American until proven otherwise

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Anytime someone says “it’s been awhile,” Break The Ice by Britney Spears starts to play in my head.

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Had to jo so I wouldn’t accidentally fuck my neighbor

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Seeing a bunch of people post about their cash pigs and I’m jealous #findom #paypig #imbroke #someoneshouldgivememoneycauseimacoolguy #whenisitmyturn

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Never mind I’m horny again.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Like if I should go bald

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Unfortunately I think my husband is probably somewhere in LA rn.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Addison Rae? More like Addison GAY with the way that album sucks

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Hate how my 18 yr old cousin makes me feel old.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

OBSESSED with punctuation.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If diamonds are a girls best friend, a bidet is a bottoms.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If I wear a hat during sex, do NOT try to take that shit off.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I’m finished with sex. Now I just want god.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Haven’t listened to any new music released yesterday cause I’m still stuck on Miley

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Me:

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My Uber driver is gay yall pray for me

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Tomorrows nights plans have been canceled

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment