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d-wreck.bsky.social
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Getting violent over a sudoku puzzle >>>>

Truly insane but I get it

Finally finished season 1 and I’m GAGGED. My one critique is that it took too long to gag me.

Every time oomf posts I think they’re shading me

Need to drain a paypig so I can go shopping

So grateful for all my unemployed oomfies. You be the funniest ones on here for real 🤗

The most American thing about me is that I assume everyone I interact with online is American until proven otherwise

Anytime someone says “it’s been awhile,” Break The Ice by Britney Spears starts to play in my head.

Had to jo so I wouldn’t accidentally fuck my neighbor

Seeing a bunch of people post about their cash pigs and I’m jealous #findom #paypig #imbroke #someoneshouldgivememoneycauseimacoolguy #whenisitmyturn

Never mind I’m horny again.

Like if I should go bald

Unfortunately I think my husband is probably somewhere in LA rn.

Addison Rae? More like Addison GAY with the way that album sucks

Hate how my 18 yr old cousin makes me feel old.

OBSESSED with punctuation.

If diamonds are a girls best friend, a bidet is a bottoms.

If I wear a hat during sex, do NOT try to take that shit off.

I’m finished with sex. Now I just want god.

Haven’t listened to any new music released yesterday cause I’m still stuck on Miley

Me:

My Uber driver is gay yall pray for me

Tomorrows nights plans have been canceled