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d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle. He / Him
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I have a Lucid Air and I really don't like it despite it being a Luxury Car (TM). Almost all of my complaints are nitpicks, so I'll start with the positive note that the range of around 420 miles is twice our other EV. If you need to TRAVEL, you might not care about these problems. 1/8

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I've had a productive beginning of my day. I woke up before my alarm, trusted a fart, and suddenly had all the energy to shower, shave, and get dressed.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My jaw is worn out because today's stim has been trying to perfect the tone and pitch of my tongue-clicking imitation of a dog clicker

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

You coulda had a bad bitch Non-committal Instead you got a Smeagol With a riddle

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Becoming a YouTube celebrity by making videos where I teach math by dommeing the viewer

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I typed 'Aurora' into a discord chat, showed it to my friend Aurora, and said "Most of these are trans women." She replied, "I thought Aurora was gonna be a unique name," just like every trans girl named Aurora has replied when I point out the preponderance of trans Auroras in my life.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A Jekyll and Hyde retelling where they really are two different people; they're just dating, and Dr. Jekyll is a trans man whose friends don't think Hyde is good enough for him, but the sex is phenomenal.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Carbs

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I am playing in a tournament for Timespinner! Go to twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer2 to watch!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

This deck just went 7-1 with no bombs (Anafenza never got value)? It just has inevitability with Kishla Village and so many ways to remove opponent's bombs.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Gait has nothing to do with your face.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Honest question: which song is a better tribute to California: California Dreaming by The Mamas & The Papas or the Red Hot Chili Peppers's entire discography?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm sorry that the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours." ~My female coworker to my male coworker.

submitted 99 days ago • 11 comments

I don't think I've ever gone 7-0 in limited before. Endrider Spikespitter won more than one game with card advantage and big-butt reach blocking. Howlsquad Heavy creating blockers who can immediately crew vehicles helped too.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I finally watched I Saw the TV Glow and I feel like I can't share this with any of my coworkers because they're too young or too old or didn't grow up with the right nostalgia but if you're following me on here you probably did and should see it.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

So I'm pretty sure I had the flu the last few days. I'm also pretty sure I've never had the flu before cause that knocked me on my ass in a way I've never been knocked before.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I watched 27 Dresses. Truly awful. A group of characters never communicating, never atoning, making everything about themselves, and getting pissed when their lack of communication causes problems.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments