d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle.
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Resteadal? Reassal? Rehorseal? REHEARSAL?
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100% misread this the first time and thought for a moment you were gonna smash your face with a hammer after getting the surgery before going "Oh, the scale!"
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You quartered Tom?! What did he do?!?? Are limbs strongly discouraged in Canada????
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Lastly, the doors are annoying to open from either side, but especially from the inside. I don't want to have to explain to new riders how to find the clitoris that is the inside handle every time someone new rides. 8/8
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The car does not turn off. This is not only disorienting when I'm leaving the car, but also it means it will randomly open if it's in the garage and I'm doing laundry nearby. It connects to the Bluetooth on my phone from everywhere in the house whether I want it to or not. 7/8
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There is not a control to turn on the windshield wipers. Instead there are buttons only accessible on the driver side and the intermittent wiper only has Auto Low and Auto High with no way to manually change the speed. 6/8
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The wheel buttons are also opposite of every other car I've ever driven with the cruise buttons on the left instead of right and radio controls on the right instead of left. I routinely turn off cruise or accidentally change the radio station because it's backwards. 5/8
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All of the buttons on the wheel console feel cheap and do not respond well to input. I need to jam the cruise control at least twice to turn it on and then press it again to set the speed.
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And speaking of Lucid's cup holders, they are entirely too small. Every cup, thermos, or bottle I try to shove into these things has to be crushed into place or will spill if the container doesn't have give.
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First and most importantly, this car drags me into car conversations with car guys who want to talk about how cool the car is, and it feels awful to have to tell them I'm not enjoying the Lucid Air because of something small like the cup holders. 2/8
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Some guy on TikTok made an ice cream out of a Bradford Pear. A harrower would probably love that.
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That is so stupid (complementary).
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That's on day 2. They'll be far enough behind that your run will be during prime time.
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Totally normal behaviour
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Why are you horny about fish?
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Your dreams are lying to you.
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Starting each lesson with a hypnotic induction and telling them that they're good at math and don't need to be nervous about it
Giving a dog-clicker click every time we finish working through an exercise
Always referring to the Central Limit Theorem as CLT (pronounced "clit")
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"Unknown Number," my 2022 Hugo-nominated short story and the first Hugo-finalist story to be self-published on social media, has a permanent, downloadable ebook release that doesn't require braving social media threads to read
azurecanis.itch.io/unknown-number
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"Love Bite" is by far my best-selling ebook. An erotica story about a woman who is unexpectedly turning into a vampire and how her girlfriend helps her adjust to her new body and life with intimacy and a lot of kinky sapphic fucking.
azurecanis.itch.io/love-bite
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Did they have to get there on an aeroplane over the sea?
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You are giving "cat lady who doesn't want randos to talk to them."
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I Don't Need a Reason by Dizzee Rascal
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You have rooms? Like... plural?!?
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If only you needed swamps so you could run the gotse swamps in the vagina cycle.
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I don't know about me, but I know he's the only man who could ever reach you.
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New tattoo.
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Proud of you.
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I just left. It was less busy than normal, but your Costco might be different.
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Drop the possession and the interaction is Judas.
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I'm autistic and I need that part sometimes (like when I'm on vacation and things happen at specific times)
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Hats off to you. I mean, hats on. You look good in a hat is what I'm trying to say. Hat.