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FPL Enthusiast, Man Utd Enthusiast, Pokemon Enthusiast, Enthusiast Enthusiast. "Bit of a dick for such a 'man of the people'"
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Imagine if this was a thing back in the day

Goals in the 24/25 Premier League season- Man Utd: 44 Mbeumo/Bruno/Cunha: 43 Welp. We wanted to add goals? 🤷‍♂️ #MUFC

Absolutely buzzing with this purchase, can't wait to get home and play some Goldeneye, some Banjo & Kazooie, Some Ocarina of time and get the full N64 experience

Would be a smart little buy that for City. Perfect one for #FPL if they dont give him some daft pricing

Inter Milan fans watching the final like

When it's nearly release day and everyone online is talking about what shops they are going to try

Signing target before the window has even opened. Tears in my eyes. This time last year we hadn't even decided on who we wanted to be the manager

Probably my FPL highlight of the season

Thought I'd successfully managed to avoid having my worst ever FPL season, but apparently not! Still I think there are some positives. To 1.3m from a rank of 6,114,559 in GW12, I think is still quite impressive and there were some good moments...mostly from Amad

It's happening again

Genuinely hope everyone is okay following the incident in Liverpool. I know a lot of people both online and IRL who were there and hope everyone gets home safe ♥️

Right. Everyone in the #FPLCommunity & #FPL like online space We need to start large vocal discourse & agenda that Amad Diallo should be reclassified next season as a defender by FPL There is a fair case for it, & instantly makes him one of the best & easiest picks for 25/26

What a tie that was

"Stop it there. If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two"

This FPL season is never going to look like a success on paper but in terms of my own head canon I think it can be considered a success To go from a rank of 6,474,119 in GW3 and bring it back to 600k, not even my worst finish, I think is a pretty impressive accomplishment

Not too bad considering that I didnt have a chip to play and I didnt take any hits Probably shouldn't have slept through deadline & basically just not picked a captain. Wouldnt have been brave enough to pick Cunha so realistically it cost me 4 points, which isn't horrific

I asked AI to reimagine the Harry Maguire meme in the art style of studio ghibli and this is what it came up with 🤣

I honestly don't know what people who don't like football do with their lives One international break and I'm so bored that my brain is basically mush

Still like a million billion miles off where I want to be but we're still making progress! Respectable finish is nothing but a pipe dream but we're heading in the right direction

Basically the only thing I've got right this season

Surprisingly good news. When Amorim first came in, he was one of the few players that really seemed to shine in the system ...Then got injured like a week later

He's fine

There's rumours on the other place that Isak is out of the final just FYI

Special report: Viral claims about the goalscoring exploits of the sons of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have been seen by millions - except they are not true. Is it being fuelled by a guerrilla advertising campaign involving betting company Stake? www.nytimes.com/athletic/613...

I know basically everyone did it and I wont mention that 87 of my points were from Salah but you gotta take-em when you get them I CAN USE THE GIF

WOW! 11 men behind the ball but it doesnt matter carved open in the blink of an eye, brilliant goal from Everton

Haaland scores against Real Madrid and the crowd goes mild 😂 Fucking hell, scenes have gone bigger at funerals

Surely this time I get something decent. SURELY. Got to get SOMETHING good

Amazon is claiming that it's going to bring me some prismatic Evolutions today. What are the odds do you think it actually turns up? I'm going to go 100/1

The most karmic goal that has ever been scored

Hoooraaay another United matchday! #MUFC

Think I picked the right game to watch for once. Normally, I get stuck with the 0-0 stinker whilst goals fly in in every other game

Feel like Big Ange is going to get sacked....Mate