dachipster.bsky.social
Non, je ne regrette rien.
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Atta girl! Proud of YOU!
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I prefer my life fungus-free, morelless.
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One of my favorite neo-noirs to repeat!
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Follow the cross-lined brick road.
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This is awesome. Did “wit” conjugate like a regular first person plural?
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Harthacnut is better than none?
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I think being incompetent meant John was a well-rounded, Compleat Cunt. Whereas Phillip II of France, by comparison, was a competent cunt.
“I just wish Uncle John were either more incompetent or less of a cunt,” Prince Arthur, probably.
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So the Enemy1 of my Enemy2 is a friend, and the Enemy2 of my Enemy1 is a friend. Meanwhile, I am the enemy of Enemy1’s enemy, Enemy2, while, vice versa, also being the enemy of Enemy2’s enemy, Enemy1.
Therefore, we are all friends.
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Because Epstein may be dead, but Trump isn’t.
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Imagine if this happened, and how quickly Washington and Oregon would join them.
Trumpistan would have no direct access to the Pacific. Prices would skyrocket.
California has the 5 largest GDP in the world. Instant player.
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The fire like a tiger leapt
And burned the boy’s peach fuzz.
The only thing for which I wept
Is how bad this poet was.
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It’s God’s will.
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Alex Jones is so pathetically desperate to have a conspiracy theory -ANY conspiracy theory- be true, that he’ll throw Trump over just for it all not to have been a fraud, a lifetime of Augean Stable-level horseshit. It’s existential for him, now.
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Potato-Potahto
Either makes a soup
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Buried him under a car park.
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You’ve gotta know this stuff. If you should be doing your complines and you’ve only gotten to vespers, there’ll be hell to pay.
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Did troubles melt like lemon drops?
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*seax
Well, Patrick, when a warrior and a shield maiden love each other very much… or love mead very much and it’s closing time…
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A swift is one species of Hirudinidae, as are martins and
swallows.
But, with frustrating predictability, Himself chose violence. And we all know how that turns out.
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Was that Hirundinidae africanus or Hirundinidae europeansis?
My purple Martin wants to know:
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Statistically, how well does burst correlate to WR success. Do higher-burst WR get open more? Run higher quality routes? Get targeted more? Score more?
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The Biggest* Asshole in Wülferhampton
*Non-Extinct
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That sounds Welsh to me.
Or like James Joyce’s Erse.
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Once upon a few braincells ago some friends brought me in on a pub quiz team. We’d usually pay the tab and tip and go home 5 or 10 bucks richer. We were the Yankees’ Murderers Row of trivia.
Now I can’t find the glasses sitting atop my head.
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Bonus Track: The Last Resort (Eagles)
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4. Rockin in Paradise
5. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
6. Two Tickets to Paradise
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Formerly dba
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Which is why WFH should be universal. I give up an extra hour of sleep every day and I don’t even use make-up!
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Release at 2 seconds, 30 air yards, in stride.
Nice.
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Imagine a grain of rice, and on this grain of rice is inscribed the entire Bible (the 1M word Douay-Rheims version, mind you! Not that wussy KJV) and in the last period after the last Amen in Revelation is further inscribed a violin.
It’s playing just for this poor dog who actually caught the car.
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At least Narcissus had the good grace to die.
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If it stands, I want to see the Wiccan Rede right beside it:
An ye harm none
Do what ye will
Or Pastafarianism:
The only dogma allowed in the Church of FSM is the rejection of dogma.
Let the kids choose which sounds fair, just and livable.
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I mean, is this a bridal shower? Where are you registered?
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Word.
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Your roof?
Your ROOF?
Your roof was on FIRE?
Well, then, “Burn, baby, burn! Burn that mother down!” was also bad advice in this instance.
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The guy on the truck who opens the door and walks in, only to have the whole truck explode seconds later, has won this week’s Hapless Putin Minion award.
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Spuds Mackenzie Lives!
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My contribution inspired by the SNL bit, back when he was mostly harmless.
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We couldn’t get that lucky.
It would probably just mutate him, further…
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Remember the SNL bit? Needed an update:
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Good job! Now level up and add the trashcan to your circuit!
The fridge cartons and leftovers are starting to obscure the TV.
The wall-mounted TV.
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
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Wait wait WAIT!
I sense a trick.
Can I still make a pie of him?
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In Philly? That must be a rich tapestry of opinionating.
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Need to redo the old SNL ad
(my AI assisted recreations)