daddeh.bsky.social
Childless cat daddy, professional trauma sponge, amateur trauma doula, and prolly going to like some adult content
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Remember that brief period where this guy was an interesting outsider with a political future. Such a wild few months...
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It does remind me of when someone brought up Hitler's dislike of smoking and ban of it in public buildings as an example "he's not all bad"
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Oh I'm betting weird penises are off the table because they both know they have too much to lose
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I didn't get any smoke smell but the air stank like stale piss
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I enjoy her so fucking much. She needs to be a senator.
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Let us all drink a Cosmo and wish a happy "bye bitch!"
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Some of your best work!
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Not sure about elsewhere, but in my neck of the woods "overstimulated" is a euphemism for tripping balls and starting to annoy people.
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The best/worst conspiracy theories are the ones where you go "Yeah, that does make sense." Bongo I don't think has figured out how to use the doorknobs and it haunts him still.
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But but but... He's white!
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He has that sultry look which says "Ladies, don't leave your drinks unattended"
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Cue 9000 memes of "The worst person you know makes a great point"
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As always, you're killing it!
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Oh this is going south faster than predicted. How long til all those investigations Elon cancelled get revived and headed by someone competent? Just kidding on the competent part, there's no one left who fits that.
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I guess those are technically tacos, but definitely made by somebody so white they had to be talked out of using baloney
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You mean like a cum rag Beanie? Then yes
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I know it's not the correct legal way to handle things, but I would love for governors and other responsible people to hold a press conference to say "Get bent you demented bigoted mushroom dicked old fuck. Nobody who knows you loves you and never will."
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The most shocking thing about that is some woman had sex with Tim pool
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Uh... Isn't there a longstanding naval prohibition against changing ship names? Seen as causing bad fortune
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How is he not ambassador to Denmark or something yet?
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I have 6 bottles of champagne waiting. Now what'll y'all drink?
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They have a level of sophistication, therefore hegseth is in no position to talk to them
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Fair
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How bout reporting the nastiest transphobic churches?
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It's true, the warning was "We don't consider you human"
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My aunt married a German man, and his mother only voted once in her life. For Hitler. She said she screwed up so badly the first time, she was never going to do it again.
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That was the brilliant part of Ukraine revealing their methods in such detail. The snarl is going to paralyze Russia.
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Wait it's 2018 again?
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I meant that as a joke to emphasize their creativity, but in fairness they have nuclear material and scientists, plus prolly dusty copies of the plans considering they were a nuclear power
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Looks like Ukraine took out 33% of the pre-invasion bombers in a single strike and possibly a missile cruiser. Has there ever been a loss of air power this big?
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One of the best reasons to fully arm Ukraine is simple: If it came to it, Ukraine could make nuclear weapons out for some expired smoke alarms and an old Lada engine. Want less nukes? Give more equipment. Slava Ukraine!
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I would be shocked if he isn't ambassador to someplace by the end of this presidency
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Oh gods I'm afraid to ask
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I'd like to hear RFK Jr's opinion on this
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Well, she's already familiar with hideously misshapen penises.
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"A CEO bleeding out on every main street!"
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It's gonna be a boondoggle
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Paper serves as notice of approval of rock's export, where it is processed into concrete and used to make a parking garage
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You just know there was a meeting at the paper where someone sighed and asked "Any way we can call him Kamal or something?"
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I mean that hoodie screams "I don't care, please kill me quickly"
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Now the question should become "How many people are using drugs in the Trump administration?"