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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
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They tried to make him go to rehab, but Musk said, "DOGE, DOGE, DOGE!"
Yes, he's been wack, but when he comes back, you'll know, know, know.
He ain't got the time, and if 'lil Donny thinks he's fine,
They tried to make him go to rehab, but Musk said, "DOGE, DOGE, DOGE!"
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Mango Mussolini, same as the first, a little bit fatter and a little bit worse.
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Gazpacho: n. A cold, refreshing, and vibrant red Spanish soup that originated in Andalusia.
Gestapo: n. A cold, depressing, and violent red coup against Spanish-speaking people that originated in Mar-a-Lago.
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They tried to make him go to rehab, but Musk said, "DOGE, DOGE, DOGE!"
Yes, he's been wack, but when he comes back, you'll know, know, know.
He ain't got the time, and if 'lil Donny thinks he's fine,
They tried to make him go to rehab, but Musk said, "DOGE, DOGE, DOGE!"
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"Great googly moogly!"
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Thank you for what you do, and how you go about doing it.
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RFKj has the opportunity to win a Darwin award in the most literally ironic way. Please, @thegodpodcast.com , hear my prayer.
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@profgalloway.com predicted against Tapper's intuition that the only saving grace for him would eventually be a podcast, instead of continued decline in legacy media.
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He used some Ketamine last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And he's gonna be high as a kite by then...
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Macron's wife.
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"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!"
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Left was known also as "sinistra" from which we get the word "sinister" today, befitting this scenario.
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Macron's wife, er, high school drama teacher, seems to have slapped Musk in the face also.
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I didn't realize Dr. Musk would be administering a colonoscopy on POTUS on live TV. Without anesthesia. And without a colonoscope. Oh, wait, he just cozied up in Trump's ass. Sorry, different thing.
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"I voted for the hurricane because they usually hit those freaks in Florida. I never thought it would come for me in Alabama!"
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@profgalloway.com had something to say about this with @karaswisher.bsky.social last week...
youtu.be/O1nhO3w0Gp0?...
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Now they're all going to come from the pool of current and former reality TV and right-wing "news" shows.
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No man has ever said so little by saying so much as Donald Trump.
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MAGA is a death cult.
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There no longer remains a quiet part.
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MAGA is a death cult.
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MAGA is a death cult.
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MAGA is a death cult.
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They are "National Christianists", really, or "Nat-Cs"
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Enjoy the hypernormalization.
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If the facts aren't on your side, pound on the law. If the law isn't on your side, pound on the facts. If neither is on your side, pound on the table. If that doesn't work, pound a porn star and have both the law and the facts tabled.
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You gotta check your brain at the door of the cult of MAGA.
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Neither did the Icelandic women, according to the Saga Museum in Reykjavik.
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"A man cannot step into the same river twice, because it is not the same river, and he is not the same man." —Heraclitus
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"Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to EVIL."
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"A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine, far from Skid Row, I dream we'll go somewhere that's... green."
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Looks like he DOGE'd a bullet there.
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Exiting Washington, and (allegedly) entering Stephen Miller's wife. All the best people are saying it.
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Here comes the TACO Truck. It's like the Ice Cream truck, but it plays "Entry of the Gladiators" on a loop as it drives around the block, if only because they thick the song's name is cool.
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Fig. 1: A TACO Truck.
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It's a bucket of crabs. With crabs.
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It's a bucket of crabs. With crabs.
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15 years ago some woman published a picture of her Shinu Ibu, and because of the butterfly effect, we might be losing the Department of Education.
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Here's a TACO Truck on the way...
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SSmite!
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Another TACO Truck on the way to the food court.
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15 years ago some woman published a picture of her Shinu Ibu, and because of the butterfly effect, we might lose our Department of Education. SCIENCE!
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He's one of the whore's men of the apocalypse.
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Don't forget about CheatGPT. That came up with the initial tariff scheme, and now probably the latest HHS report.
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Looks like another instance of using CheatGPT to do one's homework.
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Sounds like they let CheatGPT do their research.
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Can we start calling lifted pickups rolling coal a bunch of TACO Trucks now?