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An amusement to put a smile on your face. A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.
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POURTENT Where you want to be at the beer festival An ominous sagging in your shelter roof when camping in a rainstorm, which presages your imminent immersion in water and a very soggy night Rendezvous point at college reunions where the keg is located
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POURTENT An ominous rumbling from the sky, and it’s getting closer When you recognize the beer commercial for the sign that it is, confirming your deepest intuitive grasp of future events, as you realize, now beyond all doubt, that soon it will be… Miller time!
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Your forbearance is noted. And appreciated.
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RAMPAINT A colored substance spread over an uncastrated male sheep Grammatically incorrect form of the word Rampisnt What aggressive drivers of over large pickups often leave on the Jersey barrier What LA football fans use to decorate their faces for game day
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SCREAMBLE What ensues after the zombies invade the movie theater
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WAITERFALL The reason the diner's lap is soaked with soup The cascade of liquid from a cocktail server’s dropped tray
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UNDERBLING Sparkly skivvies Scrotum piercing jewelry Vajazzle
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TAUNTOLOGY Neener, neener, neener and neener, neener, neener Duck duck goose When something is so obviously true, you're obligated to condesceningly mock anyone who questions it
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SPINACHE Feeling in one's head and/or stomach after too much whirling about How one's head feels after listening to too much political commentary An ornamental plume of iron-rich, leafy green vegetable The not so good feeling you have disbarking the tilt-a-whirl Post Peleton pain
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TENDRILLS Half a score of military training or foreign language exercises
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PASTRIOTIC Loving strudel as much as one loves one’s country A descriptive word for a hymn written about the flying spaghetti monster's dessert-course fellow god
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PASTRIOTIC A sweet baked food made of dough such as a pie, tart, or napoleon that loves, supports, and defends with devotion its country and its interests Someone who is really gung-ho about previous armed conflicts, but is not so sure about these current ones
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Need a 60-seconds of silliness break? I post precisely that once a day. Yesterday’s contribution was: Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition: PASTRIOTIC. How would you Daffine it?
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I feel like you’re unduly slandering the normal, everyday, run of the mill, regular-sized and backbone-havin’ weaselshits in this description. :-/
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PRODAGAL Highly inadvisable action of poking a female with a stick
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ORCHERD A large group of ugly, malevolent and warlike creatures, such as the domestic terrorists who attacked the US Capitol on January 6th, 2921
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SOREFRONT How the ladies feel after a mammogram What the biblical weather forecaster said regarding the impending plague of boils Acting aggrieved solely as a negotiating tactic The face of a participant in a bar brawl on the following day
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SHIVALRY The rules and practices of honorably slipping a small knife between someone’s ribs
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SAGASS The epic story of what happens to us all in the end Thespian Union jerk Common affliction of toddlers overdue for a new diaper Common affliction of elderly men overdue for a new pair of underpants
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PROBEABLY Job requirement for selection to crew the alien ship sent to study the silly hyoo-mons The way you want your proctologist to perform The most appropriate answer to any yes/no question that someone asks about alien abduction
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PECORHINO A cone-shaped Sardinian or Sicilian hard cheese made from the milk of one of the species of odd-toed ungulates in the family Rhinocerotidae. The key is the odd number of toes - that's what gives it the flavor. A discontinued Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor
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PAGEENTRY Side door used by medieval youth being trained for the rank of knight and in the personal service of a knight
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TENCHANT "1 plus 9, 2 plus 8, 3 plus 7, 4 plus 6, 5 plus 5..." Fans shouting at a Pearl Jam concert What half the judges repeat when your Daffynitioneer in Chief poses with his shirt off (with the other half saying “… out of a hundred”
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TRUNKATE Excuse for when you put four bags of groceries in the car at the supermarket but only remove three upon arriving home Past tense of an elephant's excuse why all the cookies are gone
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WOMBBAT October holiday internal decoration for expectant mothers who are really committed to the spooky! Equipment fetal David Ortiz used to perfect his swing
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ICTIVITY Something that you have to do but is kinda gross Slime manufacturing Nose picking