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Boomers banging on about the playgrounds of their childhood Obviously the generations that came after them are soft because they did not needlessly risk injury and death. Crushed skulls and amputated fingers are a rite of passage. buff.ly/HevG3sQ #boomers #childhood #lifestyle #satire

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US Marine Corp announce new challenge coin A new coin has been created for Marines helping to arrest citizens going about their normal day and suppressing peaceful protest. Thanks to @davidaugust.bsky.social for the alert. buff.ly/1AntU7Y #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts #USMC

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Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time. daily-twerk.com/politics/pla... #madeupnews #plaidcymru #satire #unreliablefacts #welshindependence

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First stuck car on a beach of the summer The first hint of sunshine brings out the drivers who rush to be the first to get stuck on a beach. daily-twerk.com/general/firs... #satire

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First stuck car on a beach of the summer The first hint of sunshine brings out the drivers who rush to be the first to get stuck on a beach. daily-twerk.com/general/firs... #satire

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Sovereign Citizen who claims laws don’t apply to him is jailed A professional bellend has been locked up, but he is undaunted. At least he will not be bothering the lifeboats for a while. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/so... #lifestyle #news #sovereigncitizen

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Homeland Security practice snatching children DHS officers have been trying to snatch children from an elementary school. daily-twerk.com/politics/hom... #dhs #donaldtrump #ice #news #politics

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Homeland Security practice snatching children DHS officers have been trying to snatch children from an elementary school. daily-twerk.com/politics/hom... #dhs #donaldtrump #ice #news #politics

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Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park. daily-twerk.com/politics/far... #madeupnews #nigelfarage #politics #reform #reformukltd #satire

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Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park. daily-twerk.com/politics/far... #madeupnews #nigelfarage #politics #reform #reformukltd #satire

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Reform chairman commits to less waste – of his time The Reform chairman and mastermind of their DOGE copy has decided that Reform is a waste of his time. daily-twerk.com/politics/ref... #nigelfarage #reformukltd #satire #unreliablefacts #ziayusuf

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Gay pride month launch with epic bromance split Nothing screams failed relationship louder than high profile bitching. daily-twerk.com/general/gay-... #donaldtrump #elonmusk #pridemonth #satire

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Robert Jenrick; vigilante super hero The masked vigilante keeping the world safe from fare dodgers has been revealed. What next? daily-twerk.com/general/robe... #aigenerated #robertjenrick #satire

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Cafés compete with stomach churning pics on Facebook They are trying to out do each other to show badly taken pictures that look like the aftermaths of poorly executed autopsies. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/ca... #food #lifestyle #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts

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Reform taking it easy in Nottinghamshire Reform councillors in Nottinghamshire have opted to reduce workplace stress by making June a rest month. daily-twerk.com/politics/ref... #news #nottinghamshire #reform #reformukltd

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Reform taking it easy in Nottinghamshire Reform councillors in Nottinghamshire have opted to reduce workplace stress by making June a rest month. daily-twerk.com/politics/ref... #news #nottinghamshire #reform #reformukltd

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Licence plate offer for discerning NY car owner The DMV has this plate waiting for a car owner of class and distinction. The perfect birthday gift daily-twerk.com/general/lice... #donaldtrump #satire

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Clap sceptics attack gonorrhoea vaccine News of the rollout of a gonorrhoea vaccine has been met with a rash of scepticism on social media. Some mock concern over 'a bit of pus'. daily-twerk.com/science/clap... #antivaccine #gonorrhoea #news

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Florida set to ban alien abductions Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education. daily-twerk.com/politics/ten... #chemtrails #florida #madeupnews #rondesantis #satire #unreliablefacts

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Florida set to ban alien abductions Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education. daily-twerk.com/politics/ten... #chemtrails #florida #madeupnews #rondesantis #satire #unreliablefacts

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Rebel horrified friends as they set out for a walk Friends were concerned over the bizarre behaviour. They were dumbfounded when they realised what he had done. This click-bait byline wil not disappoint. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/re... #clickbait #fitbit #lifestyle #satire

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Clap sceptics attack gonorrhoea vaccine News of the rollout of a gonorrhoea vaccine has been met with a rash of scepticism on social media. Some mock concern over 'a bit of pus'. daily-twerk.com/science/clap... #antivaccine #gonorrhoea #news

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Controversy over Farage house actually bought by girlfriend Farage claimed to have bought a house in Clacton which turned out to have been bought by his girlfriend. People are shocked that he has a girlfriend. daily-twerk.com/general/cont... #clacton #nigelfarage #satire

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Licence plate offer for discerning NY car owner The DMV has this plate waiting for a car owner of class and distinction. The perfect birthday gift daily-twerk.com/general/lice... #donaldtrump #satire

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+++ BREAKING NEWS +++ A strong contender for the #IronyAward 2025 has been revealed as Hector Luis Valdes Cocho. A Cuban activist who was a very vocal supporter of #Trump and is now entered into the Leopards ate my face category. He was arrested last November for several fraud *allegations*.

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RFK plans for TV show to win free treatment Inspired by Noem's plan for a citizenship contest, RFK plans a show for people to receive treatment and win free healthcare for life. daily-twerk.com/entertainmen... #kristinoem #madeupnews #rfkjnr #satire #unreliablefacts

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Starmer; it’s not fair! All the grief he got for a few suits and some Taylor Swift tickets and Trump gets a jet and nobody bats an eyelid. daily-twerk.com/politics/sta... #donaldtrump #keirstarmer #madeupnews #satire

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An ex-cop who knows he was wrong is still is not happy An ex policeman got a fine for driving in a bus lane and wants advice on what to do. Excruciata gives her usual questionable advice. daily-twerk.com/advice/ask-e... #buslane #lifestyle #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙀𝙭𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚 Trump has just signed an order to rename the Mexican wave. He has also mandated a change to stop it looking woke. daily-twerk.com/general/exec... #donaldtrump #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts

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When will Starmer learn that no matter how good his Nigel Farage impression gets, it won't save him from wipeout at the hands of Reform? Here's another idea - how about doing the work that's needed to actually make people's lives better? 🧵

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𝙀𝙭𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚 Trump has just signed an order to rename the Mexican wave. He has also mandated a change to stop it looking woke. daily-twerk.com/general/exec... #donaldtrump #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙈𝘼𝙂𝘼 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨 As most of the world is celebrating the appointment of a new Pope, MAGA have a new focus for their angergasms. A case of PDS? daily-twerk.com/general/maga... #maga #news #pope #satire

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𝙐𝙆 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙐𝙎 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨 The US cannot get enough of Piers Morgan and Farage. Others to be exported include Truss and Hopkins. Others? daily-twerk.com/general/uk-t... #liztruss #madeupnews #nigelfarage #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙍𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙨 Farage going on about immigrants convinced him to vote Reform Ltd though he can't recall any other policies daily-twerk.com/politics/ref...

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Trump suggests candidates for Pope He thinks he would make a good pope but is currently busy. He has passed suggestions to the cardinals, mostly based on who he seen on Fox News. daily-twerk.com/general/trum... #donaldtrump #madeupnews #satire

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Bloke can’t remember what his girlfriend said He recalls her saying she was going away for a few days but he was not paying attention. Where to and for how long? daily-twerk.com/advice/bloke... #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙕𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙠𝙮 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝!𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙛𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 Zelensky helps Trump with a few things he does not understand. Arse and elbow are next. daily-twerk.com/general/zele... #donaldtrump #madeupnews #zelensky

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𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩... The predictions of a heatwave next week the boomers getting ready to see who can be first to post - it's bloody summer innit. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/bo... #boomers #climatechange

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First sighting of man in shorts heralds summer Summer is officially here with this sighting of an old man in shorts in Bolton. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/fi... #bolton #fashion #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥: 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 The White House marked Earth Day by celebrating Trump's commitment to the environment. The brief article did not have space for all his achievements. daily-twerk.com/politics/tru... #donaldtrump #earthday #environment #satire

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Reclaiming St George from oblivion Nobody has ever given a sh!t about it in the past, so will you lead the fight back to reclaim that Greek bloke for England? daily-twerk.com/general/recl... #satire #stgeorgesday

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𝙐𝙆 𝙜𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 Israeli minister met with Lammy while NGO tried to get an arrest warrant issued. Warrant was blocked. UK news media strangely silent. buff.ly/OrJmq49 #davidlammy #gaza #israel #news

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Signal to upgrade security The encrypted messaging service to block invites to discussions about war plans. Even Nigerian millionaires are complaining. daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/si... #lifestyle #peterhegseth #satire #signal

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𝙍𝙤𝙮𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣: 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩, 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙟𝙤𝙗 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩 All excited about job that daddy definitely did not get for him. He knows his hours playing CoD will prove valuable. daily-twerk.com/politics/roy... #lifestyle #news

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𝙆𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞 𝙉𝙤𝙚𝙢: 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 To ensure that adults are properly respecting the glorious leader children being encouraged to inform police of un-American talk. daily-twerk.com/politics/kri... #kristinoem #madeupnews

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𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙨; 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡? 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 How do you get a break when you are in constant demand as the Son of God? Three days chilling in a cave with no-one thinking to look for him was the perfect break. buff.ly/CkGUjYv #easter #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts

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𝙐𝙆 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙚 Judgement to clarify biological sex ducked the issue. Anyone with a knowledge of biology beyond primary school level will know that biological sex is not simple. XY women? XX men? buff.ly/XDx7kZf #biologicalsex #genderequality #genderrecognition #news

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