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damonkimble.bsky.social

Midwest born and raised, New England transplant. Most of my posts are about Minnesota sports, The Hold Steady, or politics.

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welp Instant Pot can go fuck off along with Tesla then

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

It's a Christian Baby. Hold it like a Christian Baby."

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

NBA just looking out for Shawn Kemp and Anthony Edwards.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Coming soon on Season 2 of "The Studio"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@governorwalz.mn.gov: "The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting."

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

Why aren't there "A Fig Walks Into a Bar" anymore (anymore, anymore)?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Saw Reggie Jackson at Vikings training camp in early 80s. He asked me and two other kids where the men's room was. We told him and asked for an autograph, which he declined. There was no one else anywhere near us. I have "strongly disliked" him ever since.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

John Denver played a show at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN and met a girl named Annie.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

oh so we should dissent peacefully?? through legitimate channels?? like by being elected to the united states senate and asking questions at a DHS press conference???

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

Or pay for college...

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submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

The president plans to take away your health care and retirement, sends armed troops against peaceful protests, wants to arrest a governor because he doesn't like what he said... Local news: here's a zebra getting a helicopter ride!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Banana Republicans

submitted 12 days ago • 90 comments

Using data analysis, I will show how the value of black market ketamine has an inverse relationship to Tesla stock prices.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

MERZ: Tomorrow is the D Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship

submitted 12 days ago • 1459 comments

Cruise some chicks and get a sun-tan

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

submitted 12 days ago • 632 comments

🚨BIG STORY: Senators put a line into the crypto bill requiring bankrupt banks to prioritize remunerating crypto investors over depositors. The provision could require banks to take cash from your savings account & use it to pay senators' crypto donors. www.levernews.com/cryptos-new-...

submitted 12 days ago • 133 comments

Did the Athletics decide not to go by Sacramento in order to avoid having a BAL-SAC series when the Orioles play there?

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

A broken clock is right twice a day

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Now THIS is how you sell newspapers

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

I've driven between OKC and Indy many times, and outside a stop in St. Louis, it is a pretty terrible way to spend 10 or 11 hours. That's why I think the NBA should charter a couple of party buses and just let the attending media get fucked up en route.