dan-pasquinade.bsky.social
If you don't laugh, you're going to cry. All posts from The Pasquinade Post are parody (or pasquinade, if you will.)
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At least it wasn't on TikTok.
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Crisis averted. Colorado has received the new portrait the president sent and replaced the old one.
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The coup is complete...the courts are already powerless, and the Democrats voted to confirm half of his cabal.
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$56.05...not unless he's in a dunk tank.
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For the love of God, all liquor should be free at this point.
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So, in other words, 53% will thank Democrats, and 32% are in a cult of idiocy.
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The Democrats willingness to do nothing, might finally be the right thing.
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Trump has been amazing for building unity and patriotism (everywhere but in the US.)
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Is there a level of stupidity below this that we can still sink to? I fear, yes.
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It's time for progressives in red districts to run as Republicans. All their economic positions are widely popular on both sides...anything else, "the Constitution protects the rights of all people"...don't get dragged into wedge issues. Nothing will break up this duopoly quicker.
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Unless of course you beat a cop to near death with a Trump flag, then you'll receive a full pardon and possibly a cabinet post.
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Why? Trump does whatever he wants without Congressional approval. The coup is complete. Laws and the Constitution have no meaning. If judicial rulings are ignored, they have no bearing. Why are we acting like normal adherence to law has any consequence.
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No one seems to have noticed, but Congress has ceded all power to dictator Trump. The coup is complete; court judgements are ignored; the purse strings are no longer controlled by Congress. Congress's only function is to rename things to please Dear Leader.
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Doge? DOGE? Where are you DOGE?
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If he's negotiating with Trump, Zelensky will probably end up with the mineral rights in Utah and Trump will get a Burger King crown.
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Ok...name one thing you've done to hold them accountable.
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It's amazing how conveniently unaware Republican Congress members are of Trump's actions.
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Maybe we should have Muskrat audit Fort Knox.
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"Heck, if the other psychopaths that worked with him say he's ok, that's good enough for me."
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Despite the fact that Republicans had you convinced that everything that went bad in Biden's presidency was Harris's fault, VPs rarely have any responsibilities.
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Why stop there...Congress has already ceded all their responsibilities and power to the executive branch...might as well just get rid of them.
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Remember, Bernie tried that, and it turns out that the Democrats also work for the billionaires, so they pulled the rug out from beneath him.
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After he sent the military into California to release and waste all their crop irrigation water, no one wants him to know when they're having a natural disaster. He'll probably send the military into Kentucky to dump all their bourbon from vats and barrels, because they have a Democrat as governor.
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Oh, good God, I spoke too soon.
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This guy is a ghoul of the highest order of ghoulishness.
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Well, at least she's not still prattling on about that time she did a campaign stop while it was snowing.
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Considering that the Orange Trumpsicle is the biggest fraudster in the country, probably a smart move on his part.
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He'll probably just send in the military to open all the values on the bourbon vats and barrels.
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I think Mark just threw his hat into the ring, and I for one am glad to see it.
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As long as Trump can sign papers and hold them up like a beaming toddler showing Mommy his drawing, he's happy. He doesn't and can't understand anything. The cage match will happen when, like everyone else, he just can't stand being around Musk anymore.
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Oklahoma, where the stupid comes sweepin' down the brain (*in my best over-emoted Broadway singing voice.)
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In a recent Gallop poll, 52% of Americans wish the odds were higher and that it would happen sooner.
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We just renamed the Gulf of Mexico, we elected Trump twice; we're clearly the dumbest people on earth...instead of catering to our ill-informed opinions and becoming another Republican party, maybe try to change them.
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Trump keeps this human annoyance around for one reason, and one reason only.
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...but, the denunciation was delivered in a perfumed letter on the most beautifully romantic stationary.
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"Look! I just sign papers with a big magic marker and hold them up to everyone what a big boy I am; Does anyone have any smart questions?"
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It'll be us against the world and us.
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They're not...be obstructionist, it's time to shut this clown show down. The American people are going to suffer the pain either way.
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"I'm going to need $500 billion, if I'm going to be able to successfully destroy the US economy."
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"If you want a country, you just grab it by the pussy. When you're a president you can do that...tee hee hee"
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This is called, "covering your tracks."
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For Pete's sake Democrats, replace this feckless door mat.
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This is truly a national emergency; we need to deploy the military to round up all these paper straws!