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Not been this many Geordies hoping for a reliable stream since the Newcastle Urology Clinic Open Day. #nufc

Grisly way for McKellen to end up, really,

Falsetto positive. #eurovision

Look, different strokes for different folks and all that but people have voted for absolute shit here. #eurovision

EVERY JURY SPOKESMAN: And the twelve points goes to…*does a bit of comedy business*… EVERYONE WATCHING: JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY. #eurovision

Well, if Italy’s success so far is anything to go by, next year we need to send the ghost of a Victorian child killed in a factory accident. #eurovision

I’m endorse Finland’s Bionic Teutonic Lustbomb and Denmark’s Sharon Watts-channelling-Loreen. #eurovision

Denmark! Get ready for ‘Sharon Watts’ to start trending. #eurovision

Great to see Uncle Junior looking so well. #eurovision

Warsaw my ears off. #eurovision

Nice to see the Cottingley Fairies back on our screens. #eurovision

Disaster on the High Cs. #eurovision

Silly Idol. #eurovision

Camp-o de Viejo. #eurovision2025 #eurovision

Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.

Hang on, my darling Hang on if you want to go Hear it's a really groovy place It's just a little bit of

#nufc last 5 league games: scored 1,2,3,4 and 5. Look out Villa!

Shout out to my fellow Isak triple-captainers. #offnight #youdbackhimfromthere #kickinghimself #ninetimesoutoftenhedputthataway #sensehisfrustration #scoreoneforfuckssake #fpl

Garnacho celebrates his equaliser.

One Global Resorts just won’t stick. #skyesuites4eva #MAFSAU

I look like I’ve got a false arm.

My dad went to the 1955 Cup Final, then waited decades for Newcastle United to win another domestic trophy. Almost inevitably, they finally did so less than a year after he died. A few years ago, I wrote about his relationship with the club for the matchday programme. medium.com/@DanielMaier...

I featured a 1930s house with few original details last week. This 1930s art deco house in Gosforth, Newcastle is the complete opposite. Packed with original '30s touches and up for sale for just the third time ever. Bathroom is very special. bit.ly/43N5vtl

nufc.com clearly can’t process it. HOWAY! 🖤🤍 🖤🤍 🖤🤍

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Ah, Rick Buckler. I wore this single out - thrilled by the solo every time. RIP. youtu.be/EndqhHJx-Ko?...

He’s got off lightly there, to be honest.

A photo from an identity card recovered from a factory in Berlin that used forced Jewish labour. From there many, including this man, my great uncle Max, was sent to #Auschwitz to be murdered. As was his brother Julius.

I literally have too much time on my hands. #thetraitors

Brighton area! I’m putting on this night on Feb 8. Jangle! 60s! Indie shambling! Come down. www.facebook.com/share/15cwLf...

The Decline of Skittish Seer Power. #thetraitors

Joe no longer the biggest knob in #thetraitors

ITV must be overjoyed to have bagged Villa v West Ham, the #facup tie that absolutely no-one wants to see, probably including Villa and West Ham fans. How many decades will it take for broadcasters to realise no-one g.a.f. about all-Premier League ties, that replicate games they can see every week?

STOP SAYING ‘CLICK’. You don’t say ‘technick’ or ‘antick’, do you? #murderthelotofthem #thetraitors