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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
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I made macaroni-and-cheese-with-hotdog-chunks pizza, because I am a stoned adult.

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The worst thing about car ownership is the feeling that it's a metaphor for mortality, where no matter what you do, this important thing is just going to fall apart in more and more expensive and irreparable ways. You can always make a house nicer, but a car will just keep slowly going to shit.

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Man, conservatives really can not spell Tim Walz's name right.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The guys at my dad's work called this dish a "chili slider," but I can find no evidence that it has any specific name outside of that one sandpaper factory.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny to make fun of Trump's dumb little birthday parade, but it's disingenuous to pretend that there are parades that aren't boring.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up to news of political assassinations followed by a widespread power outage is really giving my Saturday a "first 15 minutes of a Roland Emmerich movie" energy.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Boy, all those guys who subscribe to a political ideology based on a fundamental unwillingnesscand inability to collaborate for the common good don't seem to be getting along with each other.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments