danjohnson.bsky.social
Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.
Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
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It's the breakfast one.
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This post is extremely D&D-coded.
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Miracle on 34th Street (1947) was released in May. Release dates are orthogonal to Christmas Movie bonafides.
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I paid the Bog Witch good money for that information, thank you very much.
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It's weird that there are at least four different tallest mountains, depending how you define it.
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I think the sentence is just missing a comma.
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A roast chicken is such a pleasant dish to prepare that I don't really care that all the skill and care I can muster still only improves on a CostCo rotisserie chicken by about 20%.
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Anchovy frozen pizzas don't exist. But plaim cheese frozen pizzas and pantries full of anchovy cans do.
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...especially since S2 is basically three or four seasons worth of story in 12 episodes, so they don't burn much screen time making sure you're up to speed.
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I did not rewatch S1, but definitely wished I had.
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I'm genuinely not sure I could name one published SINCE 2000 apart from ASoIaF.
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Isn't the CEO listed there his wife?
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Nothing else makes sense, if we assume that separate from being bad people, police are fundamentally smart and competent.
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However, that's only the reproductice cells themselves, which typically compose only ~5-10% of the total volume.
So, like an ounce.
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If we use birch pollen as the analogy, a tree produces up to 100 million pollen grains, each of which are around 25 micrometers, which means a total of about 1.5 trillion cubic micrometers.
Or about 1.5 ml.
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I just paid $8 for the fancy confit lemon kind from World Market. At $10 a can, I might as well buy my own boat.
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I imagine he must get that question a lot.
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I can't parse whether Tony the Tiger is part of this joke.
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I think I only saw the first one, but I feel like "Children shouldn't be forcibly separated from their parents," is also in there.
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The Ice Age movie franchise is older than ICE.
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If it's good enough to be the basis of an entire political system, it's good enough for BlueSky.
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I would invite you to peruse my post history and then ask yourself whether my above question to the fascist might have been a rhetorical device intended to point out the absurdity of the claim that the Democrats stole the election in 2020 but were somehow rendered unable to do so in 2024.
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You seem not very good at recognizing which side of an argument people are on.
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How did the people who stole the 2020 election lose their election-stealing powers?
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Increasingly, judging Wes Anderson movies is like rating brands of ketchup.
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If there is a more canonically Jewish muppet, I don't know who it would be.
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The best Tom Hanks movies are the ones Tom Hanks isn't in, because those movies take place in a world where Tom Hanks is a real guy.
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An equally valid question whether you mean, "Why do I have crippling anhedonia?" Or "Why does kale taste like shit?"
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I can think of at least five guys.
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Luckily, pills that slowly and arduously turn into french fries are cheap and plentiful.
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Cake doughnuts taste like church.
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The first one of you jerks to post the word "venemous" is getting a stern talking-to.
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My bike infrastructure friends like to point out that cars are very clearly not designed as a way to move people from place to place. They're designed to move cars from place to place.
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Federal Regulatory Office for Secure Transmigration
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The biggest downside of democracy in general is that nuanced discussion of a complex situation is not reliably more effective political messaging than a punchy slogan.
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Late May/early June seems fine.