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danlansdowne.mow.haus
Canadian, furry, sometimes writer. Late 30s. Non-monogamous. Account will be NSFW frequently. 18+ followers only. He/him/his. Profile pic by @leanonberger.bsky.social‬.
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“I’m glad you’re enjoying the view,” whimpered Dewey, “but I really need your cock.” The mouse tried her best to look over her shoulder. “Hey, are filming this? Put your phone down and fuck me already!”

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Krista could feel the pressure building in her, pushing her closer to the edge. The teasing was relentless, her clit in agony from overstimulation. She gasped for breath, knowing that any second she was going to cum, powerless to resist the snow leopard's will.

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Ruin a book title by replacing one word with butthole. The Butthole of Duddy Kravitz

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Today's #SanFrancisco photoblog post: Charming Victorian on Cole at Waller webuiltthiscity.tumblr.com/post/7876206...

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This pic came about when I was in a bit of a darker place than I am now... but I think it's still kind of cute. Anyway, off to comic-inking land for me.

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"Funny how none of the requests to lower age of consent come from younger people" was right there, dude. Way less skeezy and more to the point.

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From dropping letters in a mailbox to waving to neighbors and colleagues, the postwoman in Chris Ware’s new set of U.S. postage stamps does it all. www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/06/chri...

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Dang, y'all really like yearbook inscriptions XD

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JENNA VAN HOORN Volleyball team Arts Club, Photography Club, GSA “I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” - J.R.R. Tolkien "And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make." - Paul McCartney

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ALEXANDRA ABRAHAMS Alex graduates with an invitation to join the Royal Winnipeg Ballet as an apprentice dancer. "If you don't know what you're living for, you haven't yet lived.” – Rabbi Noah Weinberg

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KRISTA VAN HOORN Swimming Team Engineering Design Club, Fashion Club, GSA, Model UN, Reach for the Top, Tea Club "Indulge your imagination in every possible flight." - Jane Austen

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DANIEL LANSDOWNE Badminton Team Yearbook Committee hose who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. - T.E. Lawrence

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Toronto City Council.

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we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo

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With nostrils flared, Alister thrust hard into Caitlin. She bit the duvet to mute her heated bleat. Feeling the sudden hilting & surge of cum pushed her over the edge. Molly watched the sheep's legs tremble, then give out. Alister collapsed atop her. She'd have to wait until Alister was hard again.

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THANK YOU!!

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