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danpatrick42.bsky.social
My name is Dan and I’m here to party
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I was gonna say…
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I don’t know if an orca sized bike or an orca on a human sized bike is funnier
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I’m figuring out how to get Medellin on there
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Donakd dukk
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I wish a champagne supernova went off at his head
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Sounds like a Christmas carol
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“What about when there was only one hand on my Johnson?” “That is when you rested and I cranked it for you”
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You don’t have to call me puddin’, puddin
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I’ll be bringing all this then back to you
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I’m on team Meghan. Please don’t tell megan
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I’ll be there
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That’s why I’m calling my quick bites menu “quibi”
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I’ve been missing your writing. Congrats on the new kid!
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Someone once told me I looked like a mcpoyle
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I love a good sext. I’d love to be a part of one some day
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🪱🪱🪱
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Gretchen is my absolute fav tv character all time
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Before I saw what you had quoted I assumed this was about Jake tapper’s book
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He’ll pardon the child sexual abuse, but deport him for poor taste in fast food
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I hate that I know It’s the “biologist here” crows vs jackdaws thing
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I thought the vampirism was like a false communion of souls, keeping them from the heavenly communion of souls of the afterlife
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Him and Sistine Michael
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This is great because I’ve always wanted to know what is all this
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Zoolander ( the reason I get this) is six years older today than relax was when the movie came out
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What’s crazy about them is that madtv guy that was on seemed like he was actually a fan of theirs