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dansteely.bsky.social
Freelance Glamour Professional | Bodacious Cowboy | Luckless Pedestrian | Former Dandy | Learning to Work the Saxophone
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somebody NEEDED to say it, ty
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much like the music, deep cut beach boys references are the most satisfying
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This might be the coolest any white guy has ever been.
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everyone in Show Business will be asking, who is "My Rival" (Taylor's Version) *actually* about????
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but it's healthy with the good sugar in it
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cant wait
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man don't know ball, man is ball
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🚨 BIG, if true
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NOW that’s what I call satire!
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I had never heard ā€˜The Klansman’ song before your rec - looking forward to higher quality version. Also, loved your Bruce book. Sad to have missed you when in Chicago. Next time!
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it’s probably becoming too spot on
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and still no gotdamn loch ness monster šŸ˜”
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you’re a sucker and a dipshit
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but still sad about Geno — there’s definitely a world where they fixed the OLine and he thrived. I wouldn’t be upset if they figure out how to protect Geno in Vegas, and he thrives with Pete 🄲 Go Raiders?
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I’m hopeful, perhaps too much so, that a serious and committed approach to O/D-Line and running game can be successful in 2025
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a lot can change in one NFL offseason simply with a great draft — whether JS should be trusted drafting is certainly debatable
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I understand the criticism of JS, and maybe it’ll all go to shit, but I hope he gets one more year beyond 2025 to see whatever this Schneider stew is through
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a real beaut
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aww distant twitter memories, you’ve been on this awful beat forever 🫔
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A kill-you trifecta, that's incredible. Crocodiles?! Very exotic. Very cool.
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Wow, nothing but net on that musing
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Great q: imo watto is the most obvious wtf, neimoidians has aged the worst, and the gungans is just collateral damage of white Hollywood trying to be ā€œfunā€ but completely clueless
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paid parents for non-compete scavenger hunts
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hated checkers, but had great deference for chinese checkers
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somehow never ever had your matching card in Go Fish
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hates hot potato because of logical fallacies he cant explain
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peaks through the blindfold to pin the tail on the donkey
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cant play charades without awkwardly bumbling out giveaways
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said simon says said something that simon didn't say at all
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pretended to be tagged in duck-duck-goose
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always stole from the bank in monopoly
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a bunch of horse shit, keep up the excellent work - I wish more of you existed in your profession, but I'm glad you do
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Drink a big black cow, and enjoy your baked good. #SoOutrageous
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Congrats, looks great! šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦