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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

There are two kinds of people: I was 5 minutes from the theater and get there 30 minutes early. My friend lives 25 minutes away and hasn't left yet.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Survived the 3 day training stuff. Dropped my boss off at the airport. Gonna meet a friend to see the Dan Da Dan season 2 special in the theater. Tomorrow, breakfast with my parents and my oldest daughter, then I fly home!

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 15 hours ago • 209 comments

LOSER is one of the first films to discuss how expensive college had become in the '90s, gave a woman’s perspective in college outside of being a conquest, and set a template for what a lot of romantic indie films would do in the following decade. I have always loved it and you should too. 💙

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Thread. (wtf…)

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

First day of on site training is going well. Lot of new learning and thinking of ways to implement it in my day to day. But I'm already close to being overly socialized, and I have 2 more days after today.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Got into town, got settled. Took a nap. Got supplies for the week. Then got my boss from the airport. Took her to my old go-to Mexican restaurant. She was skeptical coming from California, but this place doesn't mess around. Half the staff has been there since they opened over 20 years ago.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Trying not to run out and foster all the dogs. Somebody in Houston please go pick up Shiloh, this sweet old lady someone abandoned at ten years old adopt.adopets.com/pet/dcc7939f...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Today's art share, Randy "The Macho Man" Savage

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Would you touch the embalmed hand? 👀 One hand. One rule. One terrifying ride! 🖐️🕯️TALK TO ME explained in 60 seconds!

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Why is that people being paged for flights always have the most unique names?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t have a gender but if I did it can best be explained by this video

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

This Pride month — please prioritize the voices of people who are being materially harmed the most by the anti-trans and anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. And if you read that and felt “invalidated,” take it up with your therapist.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Guess that movie!

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

In a foul mood. Tried to take a nap to sleep it off. This fucker started barking as soon as I fell asleep.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Happy June, y'all.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

The scarecrow in the State Farm commercials reminds me of the tortured souls in the chest of the Ghost of Christmas Future in Scrooged. Some good ol kindertrauma nightmare fuel!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

happy pride month

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I've written about LGBTQ media and my own experiences as a queer non-binary person quite a bit, so here's a thread of some of my favorite pieces about gender and sexuality. THREAD

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Friend keeps trying to get me to watch One Piece. I don't have time for that when I need to re-watch King of The Hill!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Realizing that I only ever watched Eastbound & Down through the 2nd season. Amazed that Kenny's girlfriend in season 3 is basically a real life Luanne from King of the Hill.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Maybe I do want to chase this.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment