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Writer at GameSpot. Also seen (or read) on IGN, VGC, and PlayStation. Loves Tuesdays.
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Nintendo, watching all these Switch 2 leaks:

He’s having a tough day of not paying taxes or contributing to the household because he’s just too handsome for that nonsense.

I still think Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance has one of the greatest soundtracks of all time, but never did I expect Sonic Frontiers to give that score a run (heh) for its money when it was released a few years ago. youtu.be/yaNFHKfG-Cs

Good morning.

It’s another average morning in my Discord group 😂

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Listen, if you leave several hundred kilos of plates on gym equipment on a machine and you walk off without consideration for the people around you, you can get fucked. I won't say that your face though, because clearly you can do dumbbell curls with my entire body.

I vaguely remember SABC advertising Northern Exposure every week when I were but a youth, so I guess I'll finally be giving this a watch.

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The Transformer I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to swap into vehicle mode for the last half-hour vs my hands after dealing with a hunk of plastic that is sharper than a broken bottle in a bag razor blades:

One of my cosplay projects I want to finish this year is my Judge Dredd costume. The vest is a bastard of buckles and I still have more to do, but it’s coming along nicely.

I am become..DarrynDevil.

A few days ago, I wrote a post about how the live-action Street Fighter movie could star Roman Reigns, whom I described as the greatest WWE champion of all time. Naturally, this has angered wrestling fans who are giving me the "NUH UH" treatment, and to them, I have only two words to say:

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Tales of WOE, Part 2:

Looks like Daredevil cosplay is back on the menu, bois.

Now that’s what I call a Superior Spider-Man collectible.

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Inception

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Mentally, I'm here right now.

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A new Gumball series, you say? Maybe this year isn't so bad after all. youtu.be/H7S6a495cmQ

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My friends: We had a pretty productive weekend. And you? My friends: We had a pretty productive weekend. And you? Me: #doomthedarkages #doom

Felt like trying something different with the photography tonight, so I went for horror movie vibes with this shot of the Hot Toys Zombie Iron Man. I sure wouldn't want to run into this dude in the dark!

My friends: How did you get thrown out of Comic-Con? Me, an hour earlier in my Green Goblin costume, when I met a kid dressed as Spider-Man:

At no point in a recipe does it mandate that you *have* to use chicken eggs specifically.

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Reading time is not over.

Five minutes in Doom: The Dark Ages and local JW missionaries were tapping on my door. I don't know what to make of this :D

I appear to have stunned my friends into silence yet again, with another one of my genius ideas.