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This is very funny. The Hinchcliffe voice kills me. youtu.be/UvHrF0rVBgA?...

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I'm sure all the Pussycat Dolls got along really well, right?

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New metal band name: Vicious Sideball Itch

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I’m now learning chess on Duolingo which, along with French and Spanish, is bringing me closer to my goal of becoming Frasier Crane. If they introduce a wine class, I’ll be unstoppable!!

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My sleep paralysis demon

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You assholes should watch this youtu.be/Fb5hGCp3o5A?...

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Calling a pope “woke” is like calling Ted Bundy a hippie because he didn’t kill as many women as The Green River Killer.

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I’ve been doing a bit in my comedy set lately about how gay cruising has lost all its subtlety and art and has devolved into lazy nastiness…but then something Grindr user isniffass said to me recently made me think…

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It was a great day for hanging out with friends in the park

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While crossing the street with my dog earlier, I broke into a little jog that was so old man coded that I had to come home and cry on the toilet. :(

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I suppose I can resume the auction for my hand in gay marriage for Canadian citizenship. Please dm with your proposal.

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I vorted^!!! (^ farted while voting)

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Small town Grindr is like if Tom Waits wrote a song about gay porn

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a lot of porn stars get performance anxiety if they get too far out of their cumfart zone

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The band lineup for this black metal festival looks badass!!

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I guess everyone handles the Popes death in their own way

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Wow...they really pulled out all the stops to promote the streaming release of "Conclave"....

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Where is porn?

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So I take it Katy Perry wasn't a firework today :(

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Bill Maher had dinner with Donald Trump and because no one knew it was happening we all missed the perfect opportunity to make the most deserving Human Centipede ever. :(

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I can not recommend this video by Thought Slime enough. Sure, its long and dense but it is so on point. DO IT youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64?...

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If I were to do a Jubilee video, it would be titled “20 dumbasses getting screamed at vs 1 guy screaming at dumbasses”

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Today is Trans Day of Visibility and I want all my trans friends to know that I get you, I believe in you and I see how ridiculously hard the rest of these assholes are making it for you to just be.

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I guess I have to update this list of social media sites I have accounts on to include Signal now....

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Question: Can being so shitfaced that you don't remember doing something truly awful and humiliating and stupid be considered "plausible deniability"? Asking for a friend who definitely is NOT Pete Hegseth....its someone really different that you've never met.

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Ask me about my new Boudoir Photography for Dogs business!

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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

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BREAKING: Elon Musk, in response to rising incidents of vandalism against Teslas and Cybertrucks, announces that all new vehicles will come with one of his children permanently housed in the trunk to deter violence.

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Remember in the movie “2012” when all the super wealthy people knew the world was ending and had created super ships to survive the catastrophe and everyone was bidding ridiculous amounts to secure a spot on the ships? I’m sure nothing like that is currently going on.

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Lately I've been thinking a lot about that line from the classic Albert Brooks film "Defending Your Life" where Rip Torn says "When you use more than 5 percent of your brain, you don't want to be on earth; believe me." I'm still pretty stupid but based on this, I might be closing in on 6%

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Guys on Grindr bragging about being “discreet” while I’m all like “if we fuck, it will be discussed on the podcast

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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are my in my dream polycule.

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Interestingly, Major Red Flags is his Secret Service code name

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Last night I had a dream that Harvey Guillen was n a movie where he inherited a condo when his grandmother died and it came with his grandmother’s four friends in the building that helped him turn his life around. I feel like that has a decent chance of getting green-lit by the Hallmark channel

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Whew…just passed my annual Facebook Alzheimer’s test

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Ever since seeing Mike Myers reprise his role as Linda Richman on the SNL 50 show, I've had Siouxsie and the Banshees singing "my zorch is on fire" in my head non-stop. youtu.be/fmMu0F6sQOo?...

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Ya know…John Belushi in his prime…would

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Just getting around to watching SNL 50 special and during Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s crowd work segment I said “ oh cool there’s Sigourney Weaver!!” It was apparently Jack White though and now I wonder if Jack is Sigourney’s The Substance alter ego.

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My new Grindr profile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Valentines Day is over And so is Westen Civilization Ugly truths don’t rhyme.

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I just googled "unusually gassy shih tzu" if you're wondering how my weekend is going. 🙁

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Fun fact: frequently mentioned pharmaceutical ad condition “Wet AMD” stands for “Wet Ass-Mouth disease”

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