darrenelmore.bsky.social
A comedian. A nap enthusiast. A gay. A metal nerd. Probably a bunch of other stuff too…I’m a lot.
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Oh no! Bichette double-bogeyed!!
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Technically all zombie shows are about people who stink. I don’t see the deodorant industry surviving the apocalypse
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I’m guessing a threesome with the Millers and Musk would be most difficult to watch sex scene since the shunting in Society
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They know they’re not golfing, right? Like they know the highest score wins?
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The Princess-y Bride
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They’re not allowed. They will be benched tomorrow
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That’s what they call the front row at gay strip clubs
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So if you are ever at the end of your rope and you just need a kind, affirming, supportive word, even if its to hear one person properly gender you and acknowledge your existence, I'm here.
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In a related statement, President Trump has announced that anyone damaging or defacing a Tesla or Cybertruck will be forced to take one of his children for the weekend…most likely Eric.
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I’m sad now. :(