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Out in the sun at 9am this morn. Was already 25deg. Accompanied 2 groups of kids round the town, was 30deg at 11an when we finished with the second group. Both groups finished with dumping their water bottles over each other. Then rode the 20km to work, was cooked.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The increasing normalisation of nuclear weapons is deeply dangerous & sends message to all other countries that security depends on acquiring weapons of mass destruction. Oh & the bombs are owned & use controlled by US alone. What could possibly go wrong?

submitted 9 hours ago • 28 comments

Grim cycle home. So sweaty. 35 deg, 41 forecast tomorrow. Peak temps forecast not below 30 for the next 10days. At least the office has aircon…

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Damn right!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 826 comments

This *is* brilliant and, just by way of ensuring we're giving credit to creators where it's due, the writing team for The Dictator was Sacha Baron Cohen, Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Was almost midnight so best crack open one of my presents Cheers!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Even the brie agrees it’s too chuffing hot This has not been in an oven btw…

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

to be clear, Iranian Parliament has voted to allow the Security Council to make the determination, apparently not every country just takes major geopolitical decisions based on one guy's mood swings

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

There's a member of the editorial team I'd like to personally congratulate. Why? Because the image description for the article reads: "Councillor Jack Davies, member of New Forest District Council, next to the member drawn around the pothole." - Excellent work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I want to post this as interesting context and psychological insight... I realize that doing so ruins my chances of getting over a US border in the next few years, but... well I have no plans.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The one thing about french meals, is you start at 1, finish at 6 and don’t bother with tea. Have enough meat left over for at least 3 days.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“The idea of paying a $9 toll each day infuriated her. Yet since the policy was implemented she has changed her mind. A journey which used to take an hour or more can now be as quick as 15m. Polls show more New Yorkers now support the toll than oppose it. A few months ago, it saw staunch opposition”

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Ursula Rucker vs The KLF vs @weare1of100.bsky.social #FullKitWanker

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments