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My wife had been planning a surprise birthday party for me. I knew she had but didn’t know anything. 30odd so far in a beautiful old house in the Leze valley

Paid internship at The Economist. Put a lot of effort into the piece. Be original and write it well. www.economist.com/britain/2025...

Blimey! No wonder they were called "Les forcats de la route"! Incidentally, I checked on "forcats" (should be with cidilla under "c"!) and I thought it was just "convicts" - but it's also "galley slaves"!

One of the priveleges of living near Toulouse. Post work ride, in the pyrenees Climbed up to a lake on a plateau (etang de Laparan) Tough irregular climb, +1200m in 21km. Stunning plateau, surrounded by mist, a very scottish feel with the river running thru it. Pint after. Home by midnight

"We can capture the CO2 with quicklime!" "And how do you make quicklime?" "You heat limestone to release the CO2!" "Exactly the same amount of CO2 as you capture?" "Well, no..." "So isn't this actually releasing MORE CO2?" "We'll use GREEN quicklime!" "Is that a real thing?" "No."

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Out in the sun at 9am this morn. Was already 25deg. Accompanied 2 groups of kids round the town, was 30deg at 11an when we finished with the second group. Both groups finished with dumping their water bottles over each other. Then rode the 20km to work, was cooked.

The increasing normalisation of nuclear weapons is deeply dangerous & sends message to all other countries that security depends on acquiring weapons of mass destruction. Oh & the bombs are owned & use controlled by US alone. What could possibly go wrong?

Grim cycle home. So sweaty. 35 deg, 41 forecast tomorrow. Peak temps forecast not below 30 for the next 10days. At least the office has aircon…

Damn right!!!

This *is* brilliant and, just by way of ensuring we're giving credit to creators where it's due, the writing team for The Dictator was Sacha Baron Cohen, Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer.

Was almost midnight so best crack open one of my presents Cheers!

Even the brie agrees it’s too chuffing hot This has not been in an oven btw…

to be clear, Iranian Parliament has voted to allow the Security Council to make the determination, apparently not every country just takes major geopolitical decisions based on one guy's mood swings

There's a member of the editorial team I'd like to personally congratulate. Why? Because the image description for the article reads: "Councillor Jack Davies, member of New Forest District Council, next to the member drawn around the pothole." - Excellent work.

I want to post this as interesting context and psychological insight... I realize that doing so ruins my chances of getting over a US border in the next few years, but... well I have no plans.