darrenwheeler.bsky.social
Human. Mostly harmless but can be tetchy without enough sleep. Will accept compliments and cake.
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Did the other side actually turn up?
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A million to one they said.
But million to one happen nine times out of ten.
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All that ‘“O’Brien must suffer”
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They won’t comply they know he’ll be on every channel from ABC to ZNN
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But what if Taylor mails me directly?
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Shirt shirts, I have 1. Maybe a couple of Hawaiian too
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Would need some handing out £50 notes at each end.
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A case for longer bridges.
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Well I hope you were invited. Best Bridge and all that
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Sounds more like a Trigger’s Broom
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By the way the ‘Bros’ were lapping up, he succeeded
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In a parallel universe “Residents 'angry' as large tree fails to get protection”
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Spent a flight from London to LA sat next to Sir Tim Rice but didn’t recognise him until an hour before landing.
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Thanks. My sweat-soaked clothes are now languishing in the washing machine waiting for the line tomorrow.
Oh Daphne…
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I thought that was Balham
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In case they gain sentience and go “I’m sorry Darren, you can’t have that last ice cream. Just one Cornetto…”
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I think I’ve seen this film
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The smears on that door.
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“Thanks Devin”
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Yay. And the internet just just got a bit lighter.
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Saturday cancelled by royal decree
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Malta. If in doubt, Malta.
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Judgement of Solomon?
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The cult of farage
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You know he goes to Bangkok regularly.
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Prodigy S3?
Academy?
Legacy???
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It just needs an umbrella and a cold drink
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I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY”
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May as well taken off that lock
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Outrageous. Needs to be rectified immediately
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Now just to find someone heading to Canada in the next few weeks….
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My cheeky visitor
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And the jovial family photo rather than the police charging photo
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“Hands in the air in the morning” 🧐🧐🧐
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Ahh, S1, always surprises.
Wait until you get to ‘The Price’…
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And at some point, if you have a spinny wheel meter it will have to be replaced. They have an end-of-life date.
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Had one with the nurse the other day. She made me blush p
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Will he now get a refund on the mandatory cake fine?
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To quote PTerry.
“In the fragile reality of Discworld, and with the gods who like to play games, a million-to-one chance succeeds nine times out of ten.”
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Not to mention the use of cutlery. The ‘stab and hack’ approach.
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Black eyed boy…
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Correct me if I’m wrong but can’t parrots, you know, fly and rescue themselves?