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Peacemonger of Hungary oblast - russian asset - NO DM! - What?!™ - jokes quality are the same as Viktor Orban's jokes -
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I must admit, even Rákosi’s accusations were more exciting than these!

Anytime a foreigner who has no clue what's going on in Hungary makes a statement like that, my standard procedure kicks in. Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals

Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear. only on Twitter/X.

Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage only on Twitter/X

Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat only on Twitter/X

Make no mistake, this will happen daily until January 20, 2029 ...

DAY 100 of continuous protests in Georgia! The crisis will only get worse without new, free and fair elections, and the release of the regime prisoners. I came rather late, regretfully, and many were already leaving. #GeorgiaProtests

Bookmark this: the secret documents of Endre K. clemency case will be leaked before 04.2026

Well, then it seems that in 1956, the USA really abandoned Hungary.

Again, again, again! I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️ /"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩

In 1944, Churchill handed Stalin a small note listing Eastern Europe's fate in percentages. Stalin glanced at it, took a puff of his pipe, nodded, and handed it back. The "Percentage Agreement" quietly shaped post-war Europe.

As a year has passed, you deserve to know who secured clemency for K. Endre in the pedophile scandal... Who caused two high-ranking officials to resign to prevent the scandal... Who indirectly led to the creation of the Tisza Party... Please do not like or share this! La Madrina

They are mine.

Souvereignity at its finest

Gyurcsany is over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes, you're right. I will try everything, absolutely everything in the whole wide world!

Another thousand smiles of Fanny Kaminski

To all my enthusiasts and fans in the more developed Western world: This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.

More of the regime police brutality from today. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests

Dear Americans! Go ahead, vote for the guy with the loud voice who hates minorities, threatens to imprison his opponents, doesn’t give a fuck about democracy and claims he alone can fix everything. What could possibly go wrong? Good luck! The People of Hungary

stick with what works

While you are reading this post, my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471, and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows by €63.

What?!

translation: We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up

Deulingo

A mai napon billent meg az ország

Common sense my ass

Welcome to my Bindjistan™️

📉🇭🇺 Orbán's ruling Fidesz-KDNP is losing ground, trailing opposition leader Péter Magyar's TISZA party by 9%, per a new IDEA poll. However, the pollster's methodology & opposition bias raise questions about its reliability. TISZA's lead may be slimmer. Orbán's pollsters still put Fidesz in the lead.

Georgians start circulating cash with protest messages. Alright, alright, I'll start using cash, you've convinced me.

Mr. Prime Minister minister after your today's 42th desperate Facebook posts we already forget the yesterday's Mini Dubai scandal where you sold out Hungary👏👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆I totally forget that.

Your usual reminder: Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe. I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS. Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country. It's not that complicated.

If I were Péter Magyar, I would check his own "sent" email folder.

Yes you are right. My government needs fear to turn the tide. By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.

🔥 ICYMI: After 7 years in jail, a convicted GRU ex-spy who stole classified LNG data, helped identify potential informants, and spread pro-Russian narratives resurfaces as a businessman mingling with officials at events and conferences in Warsaw. 👀 These activities mirror his pre-arrest espionage.

Protests are held daily in Tbilisi and Batumi in support of @netgazeti.org director Mzia Amaghlobeli who's on a hunger strike in jail. In solidarity with Mzia, another regime prisoner, Revaz Kiknadze, also went on a hunger strike. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests