darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social
She/her. I make the rockin' world go round. Not a bot. Of course , that's exactly what a bot *would* say.
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P: So anyway, my character was a were-dragon.
Me: That seems like it would be a problem for the unnamed sentient magical wheel of cheese.
P: Oh, it was fine. He was lactose intolerant.
Me: Of course. How silly of me.
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P: An *unnamed* sentient wheel of cheese.
Me: Right, of course. Still doesn't help things.
P: There was an explosion.
Me: Oh. Right.
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They always are, these days. There's just no civility in monsterdom any more.
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The Democratic party decided to gamble that the country is more afraid of fascism than of a powerful Black woman and we all lost.
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Good heavens. You really need to get that thing fumigated, Your Grace.
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They don't regret actually voting for it, they just regret getting caught throwing their constituents under the bus.
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Scuba diving?
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I *still* do this.
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Good for you for recognizing it ahead of time and clearing some time to recharge.
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Welcome to the new "show us your papers" era.
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I'm still stuck on the idea that he legit didn't know there was a hurricane season (assuming he wasn't just lying for funsies, since that's par for the course for this administration). Hurricane season dominates parts of the US news cycle every year - how do you miss that??
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Put some sparkles on it and call it AI.
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We don't talk about Brian no no noo noooo
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I can buy that this was the squirrels' plan all along.
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Ooh, what are you taking?
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Ben Franklin would be *posting* on Pornhub within minutes.
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It's even a post related to a product - your boss will love it!
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Another friend was just talking about how she's going to start a line of orthopedic shoes for aging goths, because being middle age shouldn't mean giving up your stompy boots. Maybe this hypothetical company could diversify into hoe shoes too?
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She quickly followed the remark with “better the old, ill, and poor do it soon, and decrease the surplus population.” /s
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May his memory be a blessing.
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Sigh. Yeah. Same.
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Glad to help! Give the insurance company hell.
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This what you're looking for? projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
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Here, have some fuzzy puppies on a swing set.
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Bluesky Cruise 2026!
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Dude. Spoilers.
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When a mommy Prius and a daddy Prius love each other very much...
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Not out here yet in Lower Canada - we have to wait until June 24. 😭
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It's Harry Potter vibes but with actual character development and world building and written by someone who isn't a TERF.