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πŸ‡«πŸ‡· je suis franΓ§aise πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί residing within mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, EGA graphics pls address me as mademoiselle
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I like the last one. It's adorable! 😍
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A landlord.
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Someone called for me? bsky.app/profile/dash...
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they're.... not great. 🀣
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that's ok I put my back out picking up a doughnut! 🍩
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Sorry fellow accident prone weirdos, there is simply too many replies and reposts to respond to you all. πŸ’œ I am however reading them all. We sure are a hilarious species. 🀣
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Good. I have Thai takeaway today. No more frozen omelettes.
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Ow! that's called a soft impact injury I believe. Those *hurt*.
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Frozen Omelettes... they're... not great.
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Wowsers, this one is really up there. I hope you won! 🀣
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It's the sort of bulk buy lousy eateries have because it's faster to microwave a frozen omelette rather than making them on demand.
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Ouch! 😱
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Did you then invent a flux capacitor?
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I wanted to ask how, but then again I never have explained my bag of frozen omelettes. So... You do you! πŸ˜‚
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OK this is pretty worthy. πŸ˜‚
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Oh that reminds me of the time I put my back out picking up a donut. I'd forgotten about that!
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Hot. πŸ”₯ πŸ˜‚
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It's not you. It's funny. πŸ˜‚
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Ow. 😱
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That's what makes it hilarious. 🀣
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Good! πŸ’œ If nobody tells the stupid how fucking dumb they are, then how will they ever know?
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The trans experience!ℒ️
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Nah you're ok! Old is when you can't do things for yourself any more. If you're almost 50 and can't do things for yourself then that's probably more a disability than old age.
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Will there be cake? Please be cake! 🍰
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Oh I like this. Go nanna! Don't take any crap. πŸ’ͺ
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That's great! Like really really good! 😍
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australia is simply not a quiet continent. dont get me started on motor bikes. and dogs. and men. even the fucking birds here are noisy.
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gaww crikey dingo that's a bit harsh isn't it ol' cobber! ... whatever the fuck that means. but seriously yes, australians need to stfu.
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Yeah, my legs! 🦡🦡
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And it's hot hot hot! πŸ”₯
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Some of your midis though, I would wear those!
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Yeah I'm not going near it. πŸ˜‚
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It's true, but I am a mini girl. I can't wear anything else, it's just not my style.
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I concur. 🀀
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That's still okay! 🀀
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No just replacing furniture.
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Oof yeah I'm doing that too. I have to get all my furniture out for council cleanup today. I haven't even started
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I was going to take another photo of the whole bag but I've just had a wash and I'm in a bathrobe. Not something I want to show off. πŸ˜‚
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I like it!
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It's cause you're cute. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ