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dashiell.bsky.social
New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.
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Crazy feminists want to convince you patriarchy is real just because within the time that my mother was a teenager "scientists" thought that a uterus might fall out from too much running www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/s...

that was a nonsense call in the CWS

Gov. Cuomo should stop parking illegally ... because it encourages people to run his plate and see what a reckless driver he is. buff.ly/73CiWsf

Live Free and Go Ahead and Die, Already

One reason bus riders don't pay fares is because the MTA installed OMNY readers at every single door, but also won't turn them on. That's why on some of the busiest commuter routes, I've seen drivers tell people to just pile on so they can keep moving

even the NYPD isn't pretending subways are crime-ridden hellscapes! "Subway crime decreased to the second-lowest level in 27 years, with major crime dropping 18.1% (465 vs. 568) during the first quarter, and zero murders in the transit system for the first time in seven years."

My teenage daughter and her friend have taken the subway to school by themselves every day for over 4 years. They have never had one bad thing happen to them (other than being late).

Wendy's Spicy Chicken was the original and still the GOAT

Trend watch: new construction home with 'podcaster alcove' spotted on Zillow.

Happy Father's Day

I now own two (2) baseball caps that do not have a logo on them of any kind

"Separate Ways" into the "Be All You Can Be" encore is the most lethal fighting force the planet has ever seen

Sen. John Hoffman’s wife, Yvette, saved the life of her daughter during the assassination attempt at their Champlin home early Saturday morning, according to Hoffman’s nephew. www.startribune.com/family-membe...

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

BREAKING NEWS: A stretch of the protected bike lane on Bedford Avenue that was installed last year to calm a notoriously dangerous Brooklyn corridor will be removed by the Adams administration, making the roadway less safe. buff.ly/VZQNs60

Community blames the protected bike line, and not the parked car that forced a child to exit a bus in the middle of a busy street and also prevented both the child and the cyclist from seeing each other

This story that WSJ just alerted is so weirdly vague. Nine paragraphs (with two statements from law enforcement) before you get any indication of what might have actually happened. And you still have sort of piece it together yourself and guess

The pharma industry would have to give Medicare all of its drugs for free, for about five years, to save $1T

i guess you gotta let the flat states have it sometime

The Knicks should keep running that play where Karl-Anthony Towns just crushes someone with the full weight of his body

Right where they want em. #Knicksin7

Pacers a bunch of chuckers

30 seconds straight of men on the court slow motion reenacting a knee going up into another player’s nuts, i love professional basketball

knicks game 6 tonight queen??

Someone needs to explain to me why "show me some identification that you are a legitimate law enforcement official" being answered with "no" does not immediately qualify as a Stand Your Ground situation.

Watched a toddler in a tiny jersey run through the Union Square Greenmarket screaming “JALEN BWUUUUUUNSON!” so I am now prepared to wager my life savings on Knicks in 7.

"Hickman pointed squarely at the meat bird industry’s lobbying efforts against an avian flu vaccine for the nationwide outbreak... If chickens had been vaccinated when the company had been lobbying for it in January, the effect of the outbreak would have been significantly decreased, Hickman said."

knicks game 6 tonight queen??

Tork!

Department of Homeland Security officers invading a congressman's offices and arresting a staffer who tried to stop them is very, very bad. gothamist.com/news/homelan...

important story for anyone trying to find where the illicit drugs are online

whenever Dillon Dingler isn't at the plate, everyone should be asking "Where's Dillon Dingler?"

Still the most mind-blowing fact about the New York City subway is that more people take it on a daily basis than fly domestically in the United States. www.faa.gov/air_traffic/...

very cool watching the opening scene of The Untouchables acted out in the Oval Office

So, when given the chance, Elon doesn't deny anything in the NY Times story?

A very weird piece that features someone complaining about gentrifiers gentrifying St. Marks Place in 2025 as if Jonathan Larson hadn't written a Pulitzer Prize-winning musical about that very topic over 30 years or a Gap hadn't opened there in 1988. What even is going on with TikTok?

so this means we don't have to listen to those garbage 1989 remixes anymore??

The old NYC Water Taxi was an amazing way to get to baseball games, I hope this idea gets revived

Did he bring non-prescription drugs into the White House? Did he use them in front of the president? Before cabinet meetings? Before canceling Congressionally authorized payments? Just some questions some people might want to have in mind during future press conferences/hearings!

The New York Knicks have never lost a game while I'm wearing this shirt