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If you like Elf On The Shelf, you'll love Panopticorn™ year-round 🦄

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I'm like a Bert, I'll Ernie fly away

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Dealing with some five-Michelin star rated incompetence today, boys. Real primo bullshit. Pure, uncut, dumbassery. A brand new crate of 24-karat tomfoolery. Some real Blue Ribbon winning horseshit. The Triple Crown of balderdash and poppycock. Nobel Prize winning malarkey.

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ottorowofykeyoardis'tworkigiludigthespaear

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Explaining to a baby that they're confusing the signifier (spoon) with the signified (purée)

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I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus

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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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The popcorn maker has gotta work on other things. Chickpeas were a bust but I think I'm getting somewhere with M&Ms

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World Record baby shoes never worn

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Former elaborator here (don't ask)

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Mandela Margarine: I Swear This Used To Be Butter

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There will be more time between the first Scott Pilgrim game and second than time between River City Ransom and the third Scott Pilgrim book. The first game is more retro than the retro game reference

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One like and I will eat this 💣 😏🫴

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A third glass of wine? Please, not before I've had my coffee!

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AI is hoax laundering

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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

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Look- I never suggested Stewie Griffin was real. I just said he was BASED on a real baby. Look it up.

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Next time... on King of the Hill:

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I could really go for a stemless wine glass, damn

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I have imbued this blanket with my human warmth

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It's all relative. I'm spiraling in place.

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ah so the internet is just completely toast

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quick look up what serious illnesses mimic seasonal allergies I've definitely got that

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"Wow I botched parking in the lines" I should just straighten out but I don't, because I'm evil now

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killed two birds with one scone (poisoned)

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You either die a Ray or live long enough to see yourself become a Pat

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Nathan Fielder should make a visual novel

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It takes me ~2 years to form an opinion on a piece of media

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Babies wake frequently to remind you to watch out for predators

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what matters most in fighting games is that everyone has fun! (wins in cvs2 with sagat once) look at me. your mother did not even bother to give you a reflection. i have given you your purpose and now it has passed. you will retire to a monastery and consider your ignorance as the shadows grow long

If you like Elf On The Shelf, you'll love Panopticorn™ year-round 🦄

I'm like a Bert, I'll Ernie fly away

Dealing with some five-Michelin star rated incompetence today, boys. Real primo bullshit. Pure, uncut, dumbassery. A brand new crate of 24-karat tomfoolery. Some real Blue Ribbon winning horseshit. The Triple Crown of balderdash and poppycock. Nobel Prize winning malarkey.

ottorowofykeyoardis'tworkigiludigthespaear

Explaining to a baby that they're confusing the signifier (spoon) with the signified (purée)

I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

The popcorn maker has gotta work on other things. Chickpeas were a bust but I think I'm getting somewhere with M&Ms

World Record baby shoes never worn

Former elaborator here (don't ask)

Mandela Margarine: I Swear This Used To Be Butter

There will be more time between the first Scott Pilgrim game and second than time between River City Ransom and the third Scott Pilgrim book. The first game is more retro than the retro game reference

One like and I will eat this 💣 😏🫴

A third glass of wine? Please, not before I've had my coffee!

AI is hoax laundering

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

Look- I never suggested Stewie Griffin was real. I just said he was BASED on a real baby. Look it up.

Next time... on King of the Hill:

I could really go for a stemless wine glass, damn

I have imbued this blanket with my human warmth

It's all relative. I'm spiraling in place.

ah so the internet is just completely toast

quick look up what serious illnesses mimic seasonal allergies I've definitely got that

"Wow I botched parking in the lines" I should just straighten out but I don't, because I'm evil now

killed two birds with one scone (poisoned)

You either die a Ray or live long enough to see yourself become a Pat

Nathan Fielder should make a visual novel

It takes me ~2 years to form an opinion on a piece of media

Babies wake frequently to remind you to watch out for predators

what matters most in fighting games is that everyone has fun! (wins in cvs2 with sagat once) look at me. your mother did not even bother to give you a reflection. i have given you your purpose and now it has passed. you will retire to a monastery and consider your ignorance as the shadows grow long

You can't wriggle your way out of a problem you writhed yourself into

getting weird, spam