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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you like Elf On The Shelf, you'll love Panopticorn™ year-round 🦄

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm like a Bert, I'll Ernie fly away

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Dealing with some five-Michelin star rated incompetence today, boys. Real primo bullshit. Pure, uncut, dumbassery. A brand new crate of 24-karat tomfoolery. Some real Blue Ribbon winning horseshit. The Triple Crown of balderdash and poppycock. Nobel Prize winning malarkey.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

ottorowofykeyoardis'tworkigiludigthespaear

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Explaining to a baby that they're confusing the signifier (spoon) with the signified (purée)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 6 days ago • 580 comments

The popcorn maker has gotta work on other things. Chickpeas were a bust but I think I'm getting somewhere with M&Ms

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

World Record baby shoes never worn

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Former elaborator here (don't ask)

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Mandela Margarine: I Swear This Used To Be Butter

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

There will be more time between the first Scott Pilgrim game and second than time between River City Ransom and the third Scott Pilgrim book. The first game is more retro than the retro game reference

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

One like and I will eat this 💣 😏🫴

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

A third glass of wine? Please, not before I've had my coffee!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

AI is hoax laundering

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 10 days ago • 80 comments

Look- I never suggested Stewie Griffin was real. I just said he was BASED on a real baby. Look it up.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Next time... on King of the Hill:

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I could really go for a stemless wine glass, damn

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I have imbued this blanket with my human warmth

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's all relative. I'm spiraling in place.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

ah so the internet is just completely toast

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

quick look up what serious illnesses mimic seasonal allergies I've definitely got that

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Wow I botched parking in the lines" I should just straighten out but I don't, because I'm evil now

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

killed two birds with one scone (poisoned)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

You either die a Ray or live long enough to see yourself become a Pat

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Nathan Fielder should make a visual novel

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

It takes me ~2 years to form an opinion on a piece of media

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Babies wake frequently to remind you to watch out for predators

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

what matters most in fighting games is that everyone has fun! (wins in cvs2 with sagat once) look at me. your mother did not even bother to give you a reflection. i have given you your purpose and now it has passed. you will retire to a monastery and consider your ignorance as the shadows grow long

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

You can't wriggle your way out of a problem you writhed yourself into

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments