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davebee.bsky.social
"high functioning" - my therapist "terrific whiskers" - Joyce Carol Oates, about my cat he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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Obviously by “early ‘20s” I mean early 1920s.
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Getting so rich so fast "because of" a few things you did in your early '20s must be profoundly brain-damaging.
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The reflex here is bonkers.
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but it's accurate!
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"show of military might"???
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Mark Cuban, a lot of people don't like you. That's the explanation.
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I like Warren a lot and she’s very effective but her politics are solidly left-liberal rather than social democratic like Bernie’s. Both are improvements over current Dem leadership but there are significant differences.
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the idea that driving a car on a public road is a sort of libertarian unencumbered state of being is weirdly influential among people who you would figure wouldn't fall for it. A century of industry narrative works, I guess
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“Phil this is really inconveniencing me you jerk.”
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Killing baby Hitler.
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Carnegie's melons bring all the boys to the yard That's right There's melons than yours I could teach you But I'd have to charge you for a course on How to Win Friends and Influence People
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Why do you believe it can only be corruption if it meets the current narrow legal definition of "bribe"?
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Did you mean “bribery under current SCOTUS jurisprudence” rather than “corruption”? Terms matter.
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In my head, #42 is always "the spaceship song."
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never trust a homosexual in knee-length shorts at the gym principle undefeated
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Habemus Popeye’s
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Another response? “DOGE does not seem interested in finding ‘higher impact work’ for federal employees,” one person said in a comment that received 11 heart reactions. “You’re complicit in firing 70k federal employees and replacing them with shitty autocorrect.”
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Portlandia chicken sketch but for that neighbor you don’t like, Big Jimmy.
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The slope isn't slippery; the frog isn't gradually getting boiled. Within its first hundred days the Trump administration has openly asserted the right/ power to seize and imprison anyone— including political dissidents, including citizens— and deprive them of any legal recourse at all. 5/
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It's the declining burp rates that really bother me. We cannot afford a belching gap.
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We're all trying to find the ones who did this.