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daveexmachina.bsky.social
wrench enthusiast host of The Unintelligible Empanada Truck Podcast I'm driving this thing, it's not driving me
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for the potluck I'm making my usual Seven Nation Layer Dip

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"I use AI to write emails I don't want to write!" "I use AI to summarize emails I don't want to read!" you two are saying the same thing but it's not the thing you think you're saying

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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Kreme

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today I learned that Sigue Sigue Sputnik did a cover of Madonna's "Ray of Light", which is not what you'd expect (not nearly as interesting)

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okay but did anyone else notice that he looks like every member of REM got into a teleportation booth in 1998?

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and he's trading in his Blondie for a Cathy ACKACKACKACKACKACK

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I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was. I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one. Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

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I conquered the wind a few years ago. it was pretty easy. I could probably do it again if I wanted to

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forget what you were known for on the old site, what did you try there that just didn't work? I made an account which was Kate Winslet at Olive Garden but the first tweet was "this breadstick reminds me of a funny story about Harvey Keitel" and I felt like that was about as good as it would get

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came up with a great new slogan for snacks

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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

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current status

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AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

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congratulations to @mobute.bsky.social for winning the NYC mayor thing

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sorry, that was me, I was 'pulsing' beneath the Earth. I didn't realize it was bothering people and I'll stop

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it got a crank

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Wow you never see horts this cheap

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If you’re tired of interaction from accounts that follow over 10k people, I have a list for you: bsky.app/profile/did:...

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if your list of top 10 movies of the 21st century doesn't include this then what are we even doing here

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Katamari Damacy REROLL (Steam) is $6.26 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/yG176Xk #ad $7.49 US PSN buff.ly/bglcz3y Deck verified

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it's been brought to my attention that some a y'all haven't been thinking about The Living Lighthouse

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OK, I'm intrigued.

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what I've been doing

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Anime Sickos Podcast, a podcast for Anime Sickos

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probably my favorite line from The Great Gatsby

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jfc why?

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Welp, there goes my afternoon. detroitersquotes.com

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who is the Jonathan Richman of Connecticut?

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mcdonalds ceo: lets keep on making hamburgers and shit board of directors: excellent decision sir heres 19.2 million dollars

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