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Davy, listening to Piano Man for the first time: lol he really tore into you guys John at the bar: keep listening Davy (moments later): ah fuck!

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found this on the ground outside the storage unit

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dinkey king

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the gender of my child will be revealed through a specially commissioned open world soulslike in which defeating the final boss triggers an in-game confetti cannon loaded with blue or pink glitter

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Life comes at you fast

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I should call her...

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for the potluck I'm making my usual Seven Nation Layer Dip

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"I use AI to write emails I don't want to write!" "I use AI to summarize emails I don't want to read!" you two are saying the same thing but it's not the thing you think you're saying

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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Kreme

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today I learned that Sigue Sigue Sputnik did a cover of Madonna's "Ray of Light", which is not what you'd expect (not nearly as interesting)

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okay but did anyone else notice that he looks like every member of REM got into a teleportation booth in 1998?

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and he's trading in his Blondie for a Cathy ACKACKACKACKACKACK

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I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was. I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one. Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

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I conquered the wind a few years ago. it was pretty easy. I could probably do it again if I wanted to

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forget what you were known for on the old site, what did you try there that just didn't work? I made an account which was Kate Winslet at Olive Garden but the first tweet was "this breadstick reminds me of a funny story about Harvey Keitel" and I felt like that was about as good as it would get

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came up with a great new slogan for snacks

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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

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current status

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AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

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congratulations to @mobute.bsky.social for winning the NYC mayor thing

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sorry, that was me, I was 'pulsing' beneath the Earth. I didn't realize it was bothering people and I'll stop

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it got a crank

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Wow you never see horts this cheap

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If you’re tired of interaction from accounts that follow over 10k people, I have a list for you: bsky.app/profile/did:...

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if your list of top 10 movies of the 21st century doesn't include this then what are we even doing here

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Katamari Damacy REROLL (Steam) is $6.26 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/yG176Xk #ad $7.49 US PSN buff.ly/bglcz3y Deck verified

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Davy, listening to Piano Man for the first time: lol he really tore into you guys John at the bar: keep listening Davy (moments later): ah fuck!

found this on the ground outside the storage unit

dinkey king

the gender of my child will be revealed through a specially commissioned open world soulslike in which defeating the final boss triggers an in-game confetti cannon loaded with blue or pink glitter

Life comes at you fast

I should call her...

for the potluck I'm making my usual Seven Nation Layer Dip

"I use AI to write emails I don't want to write!" "I use AI to summarize emails I don't want to read!" you two are saying the same thing but it's not the thing you think you're saying

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Kreme

today I learned that Sigue Sigue Sputnik did a cover of Madonna's "Ray of Light", which is not what you'd expect (not nearly as interesting)

okay but did anyone else notice that he looks like every member of REM got into a teleportation booth in 1998?

and he's trading in his Blondie for a Cathy ACKACKACKACKACKACK

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was. I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one. Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

I conquered the wind a few years ago. it was pretty easy. I could probably do it again if I wanted to

forget what you were known for on the old site, what did you try there that just didn't work? I made an account which was Kate Winslet at Olive Garden but the first tweet was "this breadstick reminds me of a funny story about Harvey Keitel" and I felt like that was about as good as it would get

came up with a great new slogan for snacks

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

current status

AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

congratulations to @mobute.bsky.social for winning the NYC mayor thing

sorry, that was me, I was 'pulsing' beneath the Earth. I didn't realize it was bothering people and I'll stop

it got a crank

Wow you never see horts this cheap

If you’re tired of interaction from accounts that follow over 10k people, I have a list for you: bsky.app/profile/did:...

if your list of top 10 movies of the 21st century doesn't include this then what are we even doing here

Katamari Damacy REROLL (Steam) is $6.26 on Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/yG176Xk #ad $7.49 US PSN buff.ly/bglcz3y Deck verified

it's been brought to my attention that some a y'all haven't been thinking about The Living Lighthouse

OK, I'm intrigued.

what I've been doing