davephillipsnyc.bsky.social
Old man in Lambertville with all those books and records.
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Recently encountered an adult in public belting out showtunes with her own anti-Trump lyrics subbed in. Everyone was so embarrassed there was like a 30-foot zone of exclusion around her and nobody would look at her.
I maintain that no one, singer or crowd, did anything wrong here.
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Cosplaying mall ninja.
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Oh God, the stupid BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
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May he endlessly stew and suffer. Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer,and then just a little more, for the weekend, SUFFER.
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Oh, Eric!
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And that last shot he takes is *chef’s kiss*
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Damn. That is beautiful!
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What the fucking fuck?? How did somebody convince this idiot to do this…on camera? And can that man run this country now? Seriously, a guy that can convince Chris Christy to look this fucking stupid intentionally, deserves all my money.
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Fucking idiot.
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This brought the BIGGEST smile to my face.
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Dude is just dropping BIG shitbag energy.
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And don’t let them pretend they didn’t.
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Should have worn a tan suit with those shoes.
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Sounds painful. Best of luck to you!
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Such a dick.
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And everyone is going to ignore the fucking “rebrand” and just call it the metro until this shitbag is 6 feet under it.
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Well said. Fuckin’ well said.
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Always loved my initial choice, which was a foot long with chili and slaw from Jack n’ Jill’s in Charlottesville, when I was growing up. When I got older and lived in New York in the early 2000s I’d get 2 dirty water dogs with mustard and a coke when I could slip out of the office for a quick bite.
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Indeed. And personally, I welcome our extremely fancy canine overlords.
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THE GOATS OF METAL
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…and nothing of value was lost.
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We are fucked. We’ll never get our reputation back, at least not in my lifetime (nor our institutions either).
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Ok, now one of these motherfuckers comes around the corner roaring and it’s one of these big jacked ones that we see with the huge shoulders and shit. Yeah, I’m leaving the continent asap. Fuck that shit. Australia will kill you just for fun.
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Good reasoning too - always carry a quick tire inflation device in your car and NEVER work for Fox News.
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Damn. I’m sorry to hear that.
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He would absolutely fucking HATE this
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The way I managed to QUIT quit was one day I unexpectedly saw I was out and just…never went and got more. That was the only way I could just cease smoking entirely. I think the unexpectedly realizing I was out was critical in not buying more. Don’t think I could have done it another way.
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And massive corruption and blatant stupidity.
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This bullshit again. Another one. Fucking idiots.
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*Sonoya! Dammit, always fuck that up.
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And I’m thinking about how fucking cool Sonya Mizuno is!
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Nice work, universe. Well done.
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And it is SO hilarious, because he’s so desperate and delusional. Motherfucker thinks people LIKE him. Nobody likes you elmo, fucking NOBODY. When you die we will throw a massive party in the streets. It’s gonna be great. Cannot wait.
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Wane away, motherfucker. WANE. AWAY.
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Me too cranky gif baby. ME TOO.
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I doubt they’re as strong as the ones the orange menace is taking. Where the fuck is bottom for these motherfuckers? I mean really, this shit happened last time. He just kept ramping it up. Do the crazy at 11. Now 12. Now 13…
I’m too old and too tired to do another four years of this shit.
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I suppose it depends on how fancy you are. Or how high inflation is.
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Now that’s how you fuckin’ do it!
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Cunts gonna cunt.
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This shit - big muscle trump - far less plausible than ever with grampy fascist falling asleep everywhere in public.
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No, we do not. But we are so fortunate that we have them.
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Who is the lemon tart?
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But he has done MANY days of dishonest work. Shit, whole years full of it (haha ol’ Donnie is as half assed a criminal as he is a half assed everything else. If he can get it without raising a finger - that’s what he’s going to do. Lazy beats everything else.
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No
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Absolutely. He doesn’t think beyond the most surface level about anything.
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GRAMPY
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Grammy didn’t take his meds this morning…
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Guardians of the Galaxy
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Jesus Elon, I’m going to throw my back out cringing this hard.
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Weird and crowded as fuck (not the feminist author becoming an anti vaxxer, but just all these seemingly normal people just suddenly finding this weird right wing shit to swear allegiance to